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Why Anna Kendrick is the Indiana Jones the world needs

A YouTube parody for tomorrow's Red Nose Day rings too true for female viewers.


Kadeen Griffiths

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Posted on May 20, 2015   Updated on May 28, 2021, 7:10 pm CDT

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Sometimes the Internet is a very cruel place to be. 

At no point was that more true than this week, when Anna Kendrick starred in an Indiana Jones parody that made my hopes rocket sky high only to dash them completely. The parody was filmed in support of tomorrow’s Red Nose Day, a “campaign dedicated to raising money for children and young people living in poverty by simply having fun and making people laugh,” according to the official website. If you watch the clip, called “Reboot: Indiana Jones with Anna Kendrick,” it becomes immediately clear that this is nothing but a parody. 

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However, my question is why? We’ve all heard the rumors that another Indiana Jones film is coming, so why isn’t Kendrick’s name on the short list of actors to play the role alongside Chris Pratt’s? Why isn’t the world ready for a female Indiana Jones movie?

Why isn’t the world ready for a female Indiana Jones movie?

I know what you’re thinking—or, at least, from my experience with the female Ghostbusters reboot, I know what sexists are thinking. “Kadeen, why don’t women get their own original stories instead of trying to ruin every little boy’s dream hero by turning them into a woman?” The first half of that question is something I spend almost every day of my life asking Hollywood, but the second half of that question is something that makes me snort every time. I can speak from experience that many a woman grew up idolizing male heroes like Indiana Jones, James Bond, Batman, Superman, and Captain America.

Little girls idolize these male action heroes, partially out of lack of female action heroes but mostly because they’re cool. So what, exactly, is so wrong with little boys idolizing female action heroes (or the same heroes, but female)? Would society collapse? Would buildings crumble into the sea? Would my feminist agenda tear the patriarchy asunder? 

The fact of the matter is that there is nothing—absolutely nothing—about Indiana Jones that is unique to men. I repeat: There is nothing about Indiana Jones that makes it a requirement that you have to be male to play the role, except that the original character was male. Do you know what you would have to change about his personality/story/adventures in order to make him female? Nothing.

The fact of the matter is that there is nothing—absolutely nothing—about Indiana Jones that is unique to men.

Which is not to say that a female Indiana Jones shouldn’t have the freedom to play around with the mythos. It’s a double-edged sword. Either keeping everything the same—but casting Kendrick as Indiana Jones—would be a boring, monotonous repeat of canon except with the bizarre decision to change Indiana Jones into a lady to satisfy the angry feminists or casting Kendrick as Indiana Jones and changing the character’s personality/story/adventures to better suit the new actress and gender would ruin the canon forever

You just can’t win—except by casting Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones in the first place, obviously.

When the all-female Ghostbusters reboot was first announced, fans of the original movies were upset that Hollywood would trash the franchise by daring to cast ladies as the Ghostbusters. They questioned the need for a female Ghostbusters. They asked why there wasn’t a male Ghostbusters movie being made (you know, besides the first two) or why Hollywood couldn’t be more gender equal by making half the team female and half the team male. 

It was maddening that, after receiving two films that shut women out entirely for an all-male team, the instant the idea of an all-female team was on the table, people were crying, “SEXISM!” Even worse, the sexists got their wish, as there is now another all male Ghostbusters movie in development

So I’m not exactly harboring high hopes that the world is ready to accept the idea of a female Indiana Jones. I anticipate that people will complain that women are once again trying to “ruin” male iconic characters instead of getting their own original heroes. I anticipate that people will denounce the film as ruining the franchise forever, hate on whatever studio decides to make the movie, and make a thousand and one jokes about how the new Indiana Jones will save the day with a makeup kit and booty shorts. And I already have a headache as a result.

We’ve had a thousand Indiana Jones adaptations and parodies that changed everything but the hero’s gender. 

But I don’t think any of that is a good reason to deny the world something like a female Indiana Jones. The fight for women to get their own original stories and their own original heroines that aren’t just subplots or co-leads in an otherwise male-led film is an entirely different fight for an entirely different day. 

However, I believe that part of normalizing the Hollywood landscape to achieve true gender equality is making the same films that have been made and remade or even rebooted into an alternate universe—and just changing the gender of the hero to female. We’ve had a thousand Indiana Jones adaptations and parodies that changed everything but the hero’s gender. Why should that change be the one people have the biggest problem with?

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*First Published: May 20, 2015, 2:28 pm CDT