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A handy guide to determine who stay away from at all costs.

 

 

These days it’s become particularly difficult to know just which white people you can trust.

That’s not to say that there aren’t any great white people—take Ricky John Best and Taliesin Myrddin Namkai Meche, who were killed by a white supremacist last month when they attempted to stop him from verbally attacking two teen Muslim girls, and Micah David-Cole Fletcher, who survived the attempted murder. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that there are some folks, like the Bernie Sanders-supporting white-supremacist murderer guy, who you should best look out for.

Cue these handy dandy Twitter memes from the mind of one LaShon Washington, a Particularly Hilarious tweeter who brings up a very good point: Despite growing xenophobia and reported hate crimes against Muslims, we may want to be a tad more concerned with these certain brands of alt-right-leaning and “liberal”-claiming white people.

First, we have the white person who most certainly will never be held accountable for anything he says or does because he’s got money:

Then, the inexplicably racist white person:

The white person who’s without a doubt a congressman:

The white person who you might not be too comfortable around if left by yourselves:

A triple-hitter of any vaguely liberal white person who claims they’re all for (some type of) equality, but won’t walk the walk, or thinks race has little to do with politics.

The extremely patriotic white person who is still very, very racist:

The obsessively Christian white person who says that life is precious and all lives matter, expect when it comes to anyone who doesn’t look like them:

And then the white people who face prejudice themselves, but thinks that means they can’t be racist because of it:

And while Washington didn’t create this last little ditty, we also have the stock Tomi Lahren:

Sure, yes, those weren’t 38 different memes, but at least these “new” classifications will come in handy.

Washington did not immediately respond to Daily Dot’s request for comment.

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