February 14 is all about love and the Valentine’s Day gifts you choose to give should reflect that. So what if I told you that you could easily gift the one you love something that they love? Stoner Valentine’s Day gift ideas aren’t exactly rocket science, but giving them something they don’t already have? Yeah, that’s where things get sticky.
Go on, wipe the kief off your fingers and get your credit card ready. Because listed below you’ll find some pretty damn unique Valentine’s Day weed gift ideas for stoners.
Smokin’ hot Valentine’s Day gift ideas
This cute box of CBD pre-rolls by Dad Grass
Remember those boxes of Valentine’s Day sweethearts? Swap ’em for something a little smoother…Dad’ Grass’ CBD prerolls! I’ve smoked a lot of cannabis products in my life and Dad Grass still proves to be one of my favorites. The quality of the herb used is superb–-it’s tasty, soothing, skunky, and ready to go when you are. But buyer beware: don’t expect your partner to share these with you. They’re THAT good.
A little bit about Dad Grass: the company only sources certified organic hemp responsibly grown in the U.S.A. and all-natural paper for its CBD joints. Dad Grass joints can be purchased solo as a King Size (approx. 1 gram of CBD) or in a pack of five 0.7 gram joints.
Price: $37 for a pack of five pre-rolls
GoLove CBD Lube is one slick Valentine’s Day gift
If you’re new to cannabis or lube, you might want to hold onto your chair for this Valentine’s Day gift idea. While these products are usually recommended for people who have pain with sex, anyone can benefit from them. Want to know more about weed lube? Be sure to read my guide to CBD lube. That said, GoLove CBD is one of the best lubricants I’ve ever tried. It’s safe to use with sex toys, won’t stain your sheets, and intensifies pleasure. Cannabis products and sex practically go hand and hand!
Price: $68 for a full-size bottle of CBD lube, $5 for sample packets of lube
Pink rolling papers are practical and festive
Does your partner prefer rolling over packing a piece? Then you need to get them the Puff Pack of pink papers and cones for their Valentine’s Day gift. They’re dyed with organic pigments and made from NON-GMO organic wood pulp. That makes them smooth, slow-burning, and vegan! There are more benefits to using this Blazy Susan creation than what just meets the eye. And if your partner is an absolutely garbage roller, fear not. Just the Pink cones are also available for purchase.
Price: $10.88 for the Puff Pack (includes 1x Pack Standard 1-1/4 Papers 1x Pack King Size Slim Papers 1x 6-pack of Pink Pre-Rolled Cones)
JustCBD Sweet Hearts gummies are an adorable treat
CBD gummies are nothing like weed edibles and that’s a good thing. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good THC-based treat but sometimes all I need is a little help relaxing and don’t feel like a trip to the moon. JustCBD has its recipe down to a T (without the -HC). Pop one of these 20mg tasty treats and feel the stress of the day simply melt away.
Price: $17.99 for 12 pieces, $45 for 50 pieces
HighOnLove’s Lip Gloss for Couples is spicy, never sticky
CBD lip gloss may not be the first Valentine’s Day gift idea to pop into your head, but it should be one that’s highly-considered. You may think of it as a gimmick, but unlike CBD bedsheets, CBD skincare and makeup like this can be highly beneficial! CBD has anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, and soothing properties. This makes it a superb solution for aggravated, aging, and sensitive skin.
HighOnLove’s Lip Gloss for Couples is formulated to make the most out of CBD. It uses glycerin and other hydrating ingredients as well as plumping agents to give your lips the look and feel of a supermodel’s. And that’s not even the best part! When I applied this, I really thought I was about to go to Goop Town, USA. So when I say I was pleasantly surprised to discover that this formula is smoother than anything I’ve ever tried before, I might be underselling it. Truly, I’ve never used a gloss that’s as light and silky as this one. Even when I smack my lips together, there’s no glue-like sticky feeling. My lips just glide against each other, no friction, no sap, nothing but shiny and soft lips! There is a slight tingle to this gloss when you first apply it (thanks to the plumping agents, which worked wonders for my lips) but who doesn’t like to spice things up every now and then?
I should also note that this isn’t my first rodeo with plumping lip gloss, but it will be my last. Bare Minerals Moxie lip plumping gloss and the Too Faced Lip Injection gloss left my lips feeling sticky, dehydrated, and as if I ran a sander over them. HighOnLove’s, however, feels like it’s healing my lips and that’s the power of cannabis, people!
Willie’s Remedy CBD teas are perfect for cuddling up with
Nothing knocks the chill out of you better than a cup of tea. So why not take it to the next step with the added benefit of full-spectrum CBD? Willie’s Remedy pyramid bag and loose-leaf teas are great Valentine’s Day gifts for either party of the stoner couple. There’s no hempy flavor–it just tastes like high-quality tea! My personal favorites are the Hemp-infused Hibiscus and the Hemp-infused Green teas.
Not a fan of tea? Be sure to check out Willie’s CBD-infused coffee! It’s got all the caffeine of a cup of joe with the added chill of CBD.
Price: $17 for 1.5 oz of loose-leaf tea, $25 for 16-ct of pyramid tea, $25 for an 8-oz bag of ground or whole bean coffee
Lost Farm by Kiva Confections offers plant-based edibles for the eco-conscious weed consumer
Kiva Confections has been a longtime favorite of mine, the company’s chocolate edibles are always a go-to. So when I found out that it expanded its offerings to plant-based gummy candy, I couldn’t scream it from the rooftops fast enough. Lost Farm by Kiva is the company’s “strain-specific, plant-based edibles infused with 100% live resin for a distinctively full-spectrum, true-to-the-plant-high.” In other words, prepare to have your socks blown off. Each edible boasts 10mg of fresh THC by utilizing a flash-freeze curation method, the complex aromas and broad-spectrum terpenes found in fresh bud are able to be preserved. That translates to a much more potent high, thanks to the entourage effect. And unlike other adult treats, advertises what strain it contains. Want a true hybrid? Go with the Blueberry Chews. What about a Sativa-dominant? The Juicy Peach gummies are calling you.
Price: $25 (varies by retailer)
Lorals latex panties maximize pleasure and confidence
We all love a lil pre-coitus toke but sometimes if we overdue it, we’re left feeling self-conscious. And if I’m being honest, (which I am), there’s nothing worse than not being able to get out of your own head when your partner is trying to go to town. Enter Lorals: an innovative sexual health product that will have you rethinking the ways we incorporate latex in our sex lives.
Lorals are made-for-sex panties made from a thin layer of latex, which allows the wearer to feel all the mouth motions, finger sensations, and toy vibrations that may be employed to get them off. Yes, you read that right. These stay on during sex. Because I don’t know, maybe the person prefers to shave and forgot to. Or they’re just not comfortable with skin-to-skin contact. Better yet, they may think it’s super hot to wear panties while they get it on. No matter the case, Lorals is the solution.
Price: $25 for a 4-pack
Give them an at-home spa day with CBD Living’s CBD bath salts
Nothing beats a hot bath after a long, stressful day (or one where the temps fall way too low for my liking). Add CBD Living’s bath salts to the mix and I promise you that your whole attitude will flip. These CBD-infused bath salts come in a variety of scents (the Amber Bergamot and Coconut Lime smell absolutely divine) and leave you feeling like you could take on the world. Pain (whether it’s emotional or physical) will be banished by these soothing salts and you’ll sleep like an absolute baby. That said, if you’re a morning shower person, I recommend switching it up and bathing with these at night so you can take full advantage of the sleep-inducing benefits (especially if you go with a more soothing scent like lavender or eucalyptus).
CBD Living’s proprietary Skin Retention Technology allows nutrients to better penetrate the layers of the skin and stay on longer for lasting relief. And since the bath salts are formulated with sweet almond oil, apricot oil, avocado oil, and hemp oil, your skin will benefit from it too. Don’t have a tub? No worries! CBD Living has a ton of products for you to enjoy. Other favorites of mine include disposable CBD vape pens, immunity tincture, vegan gummies, and the Grape Sleep Aid Syrup.
Price: $40 for a 16oz container
Foria’s Quickie Kit is sure to get them going
If this is the first time you or your partner are introducing CBD to your sex life (or you just really enjoy anal) Foria’s Quickie Kit is a no brainer. This limited edition bundle gets you minis of all our Foria CBD faves. So you can try them at your own pace and decide which method works best for you. The kit includes 15ml of the Awaken Arousal CBD oil, 15ml of Foria’s CBD Intimacy Lube, two CBD suppositories (don’t knock it ’til you try it!), and some heart-shaped valentines.
Share the love with Moose Labs’ MouthPeace and mini filters
Sharing rolled experiences in 2021 is a no-go, even for people that live in close quarters. Between COVID and the flu, people just don’t want to risk it. But if you miss busting one down with your partner or roomie, this little gadget by Mooselabs may just cut down on your germ fears. The silicone mouthpieces are designed with disposable filters that’ll cut the harsh resins and tar, so you won’t cough up a lung after inhaling. But what’s really cool about this is that the MouthPeace is a personal mouthpiece, so you slide it onto your joint or blunt before and then stick that piece in your mouth before inhaling. Once you’ve puffed and are ready to pass, you can go ahead and remove the MouthPeace. This way your lips never touch the roll and you can share joints, blunts, e-cigs, and vapes without sharing germs!
For kissable lips, grab a few of The Clear’s CBD lip balms
I spent 2020 looking for the perfect chapstick and I thought I had found it. But then I met The Clear’s No.1 Lip Balm and wow, I was blown away. And I probably know what you’re thinking–why put CBD in a lip balm? You may not know, this but CBD is good for more than just pain and relaxation. CBD is an anti-inflammatory, so irritated lips don’t stand a chance. This formula is also highly-occlusive since its base is a mix of beeswax, shea butter, and coconut oil, making this moisturizing and protective. Its all-natural ingredients also take its scent or flavor, whatever you want to call it into account. Scented using peppermint oil, it smells delicious and even makes my lips look plumper and rosier than any other chapstick. I’m obsessed with this stuff and I know you (or your partner) will be too!
Price: $15.95 for a two-pack, $21.99 for a three-pack
Bottoms by Cake will freshen you up in between takes
Whether you just sweat a lot or gain confidence by freshening up before (or in between rounds of) sex, Cake’s sexual play cleansing wipes are a blessing in a box. Unlike other intimates brands that have earned themselves a spot on the Wall of Shame, Cake doesn’t use any harmful or toxic chemicals in its products. The company actually formulates its products to be pH-balancing, hypoallergenic, biodegradable, and naturally moisturizing. Whether you’re using this on your coochie or your booty, it doesn’t matter! Your skin will thank you regardless.
Cannaflower’s CBD pouches are the only flowers you need this V-Day
Fresh cut flowers are a pretty corny Valentine’s Day gift. But fresh CBD flower? Well, that’s a totally different story. And given that we’re still amid a pandemic, getting into a dispensary isn’t the easiest feat. Cannaflower has a brilliant solution: shop online and get whatever you want to be delivered directly to your door discreetly and safely. I’ve tried a few of the products including some pre-rolls, but my absolute favorite is the Lemon Drop whole flower. It’s pungent, smells like weed, and actually tastes citrusy. It is a Sativa, so if that’s not your thing, I’m sorry but I’m partial to it. Cannaflower has a whole lot of Indicas and hybrids though, too, so no need to panic. I’m sure it’s all good stuff!
Not sure what you’ll like? Check out the Cannaflower Discovery Box and score three of the most popular strains along with a few surprises.
Price: $12.95 for 1 gram of Lemon Drop (prices vary by strain)
You can’t go wrong with the DaVinci iQ2 Vaporizer
If your partner deserves the best of the best and price is no problem, the DaVinci iQ2 vape is what they need. This sleek and sexy vaporizer is meant for portable dual-use. What’s that mean? It means you don’t have to choose between flower and extracts. This nifty little gadget is capable of helping you consume both types of CBD or cannabis products, regardless of where you are.
But that’s not even the coolest part. This vape is also pretty intelligent (smarter than your average vape, anyway). The iQ2 gives consumers a completely customizable experience. Using either the app or the dial on the device, users can adjust airflow, temperature, and even track the dose per draw per session! While these perks seem like nothing more than perks, knowing exactly how much you are smoking is crucial for recreational beginners and medical marijuana users.
Blue Forest Farms Hemp #4 Inspire with CBD-V will be your BFF (or your BFF’s BFF)
This is no CBD oil, this is CBD-V oil! Well, I guess it’s technically CBD oil but it’s been combined with other cannabinoids, like Cannabidivarin, for a truly unique experience. I’m talking more energy, creativity, sparks of inspiration, as well as a reduction in nausea and epileptic symptoms (in case you suffer from either). But that’s not the best part. I’ve used some CBD oils that taste like…well, trash. This one, however, is pleasant and tastes just like my grandmother’s lemon pound cake. No hemp-flavor here, just clean cut citrus.
Price: $44.99 for 30ml (regularly $59.99)
TickleKitty’s Shot of Love Valentine Kit will help you explore your wild side
You get what you give, as they say. So if you want wild, passionate, ecstasy-inducing sex, you’ll want to give your partner (and yourself) the Shot of Love gift set. It includes six cult favorite toys that are sure to please anyone and everyone. There’s the French Kiss Sweet Talker for those that love some lick and flick action, the Womanizer Liberty for fans of sucking vibes, Miss Frisky’s rotating rabbit for penetrative pleasers, the Screaming O vibrating ring for couples play, and two lubes (aloe-based Slippery Kitty Pleasure Lube and GoLove Hemp-Infused Intimate Lube) for enhancing all the action.
Price: $199.95 (regularly $250)
Awkward Essentials’ Dripstick is what messy THC-induced sex was made for
Sex is great until it comes time to clean up. It doesn’t matter if you have the towel already handy or if you’ve prepared for this some other way. Unless you’re using condoms, cum is bound to end up in the deepest, darkest crevices as well as places it shouldn’t be. Dripstick makes the post-coitus shuffle a little less awkward by providing users with an effective and efficient method of absorbing excess fluids. This means no more leaks, no more “I forgot you came” stains, and no more hunching over the toilet waiting for gravity to do its thing. Simply insert the medical-grade sponge, twist, remove and dispose of it. It really is that simple, so even the most zooted stoner will be able to figure it out.
Although the Dripstick is intended for vaginal use, I don’t see why it can’t be used for cleaning out anuses, too.
Price: $15 for a 10-pack, $25 for a 20-pack, or $69 for a 69-pack
Gift only the most powerful plant medicine with Caps by COOKIES
COOKIES is known for its wide range of high-quality cannabis products and rightfully so. The brand produces some really potent and rather tasty adult treats related to weed. Recently, COOKIES launched a product so innovative it might just put everything else the brand does to shame. Caps by COOKIES are vegan capsules stuffed with mushrooms, CBD, and other THC-free cannabinoids to give its users the absolute most out of plant medicine.
Currently, COOKIES offers two varieties that are intended for daytime and nighttime use. Clarity Caps are meant to be taken during the day. They combine lion’s mane and cordyceps mushrooms with CBG, CBD, and guarana for an energy-boost, mental clarity, and increased focus. The Bed Head Caps, on the other hand, are designed with a 5-in-1 blend of immunity-boosting organic mushrooms (reishi, chaga, maitake, shiitake, and turkey tail), CBD, CBN, and valerian root for improved sleep. What’s not to love?!
Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a subscription box from Nugg Club
Currently, this is only available to my LA and Orange County friends, so my apologies to the rest of you (but keep an eye out, this company has plans to expand!). But I just had to include it on this list because it’s one of the coolest ideas I’ve ever come across. Nugg Club is a subscription box for, you guessed it, weed. Each personalized box includes five to seven full-sized cannabis products picked just for you by the experts at Nugg Club. All you have to do is answer some questions through a short quiz, fill out a form, and prove you’re of legal consumption age. Each box retails for $99 (but you’re getting $225 worth of products, so this is a pretty hot deal).
Price: $99 per box (plus tax)
Forgo the bottle of wine, what y’all need are Sweet Reason CBD beverages
Sweet Reason CBD-infused beverages were practically made for stoner gift baskets. The presentation of the bottles plus the contents is an immediate win/win. I know I’ve mentioned CBD a lot on this list and that’s because it really does make a great gift. Sweet Reason uses a blend of CBD, calming herbs, and adaptogens to really amplify the unwinding experience. It’s the perfect beverage to clear your throat of a hot dab or even just sip on throughout the workday. Plus, the bottles are so pretty you don’t even need to wrap them!
Sweet Reason beverages are currently offered in seven flavors, three of which taste similar to tea (this would be the Peach Jasmine, Plum Blush, and Citrus Spice) while the other four (Strawberry Lavender, Cucumber Mint, Lemon Rhubarb, and Grapefruit) mock a seltzer.
Price: $35.99-$44.99 for a 6-pack
Hervé candies are not like other Valentine’s Day gifts
Hervé uses French cuisine inspo to produce some of the most decadent and darling THC-infused treats I’ve ever seen. I’m talking THC macarons, THC bonbons, and other delicious edibles. These are classy, high-quality, and potent adult treats. So you need to assert dominance over your sweet tooth. Otherwise, you’ll end up snoozing your V-day plans away. If you live in Nevada, do me a favor and please, please get these for your boo (or DM me for my address, hehe).
Price: Varies by location