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You wouldn’t know it by Tumblr‘s attempts to clean up its image, but the innovative blogging site is one of the best places to find porn. Artful images, amateur sex bloggers, BDSM aficionados, and an impressive curation of smut abound. You just have to know where to look.

Back in 2013, Tumblr shifted its internal search engine to block certain terms from showing up—just as it was acquired by Yahoo. Fortunately, former employees from a rival search engine (and a porn producer) set up a way to bypass those restrictions. We scoured Boodi, the search engine built for smut, and picked the best that Tumblr has to offer.

The 20 best Tumblr porn accounts

1) Wonderland

“I like tattoos, music & sex,” boasts Wonderland, the much-vaunted Tumblr account known for its black-and-white images of—you guessed it—mostly sex and elegant tattoos, like the photo above. Images are laid out like dark room negatives cascading from clothespins. Occasionally, juxtaposed between the GIFs of curvy legs and coitus are shots of planets, galaxies, and artwork. Porn really is its own natural beauty and looks right at home with the less-than-sexual wonders of the universe. —April Siese

tumblrporn: Wonderland Screengrab via Wonderland/Tumblr

2) Taste This Kitty

Embrace your thirst with Taste This Kitty‘s delectable buffet of boning, bondage, and more. Drool-worthy photos of hotties in various stages of undress abound, as do GIFs meant to tease and titillate. The main course, of course, is oral: There are loads of images that depict partners getting down, sometimes with the help of a friend or two. The more the merrier, right? —A.S.

porn on Tumblr: Taste This Kitty Screengrab via Taste This Kitty/Tumblr

3) The Gifer or Gay Porn Gif Palace

GIFs are the perfect bite-sized porn format for people who want to get off but don’t have time to watch a video. You can quickly scan a series of images to find the one that inspires you to get your fingers moving without any hassle. The Gifer offers up thousands of high-quality hardcore porn GIFs. Nothing more, nothing less. Up until December of 2016, the site updated regularly, but with years of backlog, it will take you a long time to um… work through the entire archive. Gifer is 100-percent focused on straight porn, so if you’re looking for gay porn GIFs, check out the equally impressive Gay Porn Gif Palace. —J.M.B.

4) Indifferent cats in amateur porn

Much like best porn subreddit contender r/braww, Indifferent cats in amateur porn shifts the focus to a different kind of pussy. Amateur porn is great for a whole lot of reasons, from humanizing a precariously artificial medium to celebrating body types not normally seen in professional adult films. And sometimes you just want a cute feline to lighten the mood even if they are totally disinterested in what’s about to unfold. —A.S.

best porn tumblrs: Indifferent cats in amateur porn Screengrab via Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn/Tumblr

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5) Talk To Me

The BuzzFeed of dirty talk, Talk To Me features articles and lists designed to educate while they titillate. Whether you’re learning sex positions, getting pointers on sexting, or picking up a new piece of sexual history, Talk To Me wants to make smarter while you’re horny. Everyone can learn a new trick in the bedroom. Add this to your feed, if only for your partner’s sake. —J.M.B.

6) Couples Goals

Couples Goals isn’t a traditional porn site, but it’s a NSFW destination for lusting hearts, regardless. Featuring high-definition and stylized black-and-white photography of deeply passionate couples, this is a Tumblr that aims to be pornography of the heart. There’s lite nudity, but the real focus here is on intense, sensual fantasy. For many people, there’s nothing more erotic than a someone who’s passionately into you. Couples Goals is just the visual stimulus you need to take those fantasies up a notch. —J.M.B.

tumblr porn : Couples Goals Screengrab via Couples Goals/Tumblr

7) Leggy Babes

Not everyone gets off the same way. For many sexual adventurers, nudity isn’t even a requirement. Leggy Babes is a Tumblr porn blog that takes that sentiment to heart, offering nary a nipple to be found. Instead, this blog focuses on women with great legs, whether in leggings, short skirts, swimsuits, or any configuration you could image. Bounding from professional pin-ups to amateur models with an equal enthusiasm, Leggy Babes is a sexy, nudity-free space for people who would leave something to the imagination. —J.M.B.

8) Addicted to Fucking and Sex

If you’re unabashed about your love of making love, there’s a Tumblr awaiting you. Slip off those clothes and saunter on over to Addicted to Fucking and Sex, a frequently updated page that doesn’t hold back. Addicted to Fucking and Sex is a one-stop digital porn shop, boasting an impressive archive and a button for longer videos. It’s also open to submissions and archives what it receives, so users hoping to get a feel of their fellow Tumblr fans can easily navigate to the goods, pick up some inspiration along the way, and maybe even find their new favorite porn Tumblr. —A.S.

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9) How To Make Me Come

While no longer updated, How To Make Me Come is one of the hottest tumblrs to ever grace the blogging service. Anonymous women wrote essays using the following prompt: Imagine you could give an essay to a past or future sexual partner, free of judgement or repercussion. What would you want them to know? The results are deeply sensual, educational, and erotic as hell. You won’t find naked photos here, but you’ll be stunned by the ones it inspires in your brain. —J.M.B.

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10) Romantic Pornography

Billed essentially as “porn4ladies,” Romantic Pornography takes a more sensual look at smut. The Tumblr isn’t strictly for ladies, however. We can all agree that sometimes you need more than hardcore. Images of lovers enjoying each other after the fact can be just as arousing as foreplay. Adding a bit of artistry to the mix is the occasional line drawing of a vulva or shot of sex toys atop crumpled sheets, an image as nuanced as it is enticing. —A.S.

11) Lady Cheeky

The woman, the myth, the legend. Lady Cheeky has far exceeded the platform of Tumblr, though her blog is still hosted on there. It’s curated porn at its finest and even includes sex toy reviews as well as a NSFW coloring book that’s delightfully naughty and just $16.45. With dedicated sections for BBW lovers and sapiosexuals, Lady Cheeky is a great resource for high-brow hotties and body positivity. —A.S.

12) Lets Get Naked and Party

Lets Get Naked and Party features the same buffet of blowjobs and penetration you’ve come to expect from a Tumblr porn blog. Where they excel is consistency. Controlled by two women and one fella, Lets Get Naked and Party is regularly updated, saving it from the lulls that plague other blogs. Focusing mostly on gonzo porn, this isn’t a place to find thoughtful art or erotica, but if you want a conveyor belt of filth, Lets Get Naked and Party gets the job done. —J.M.B.

13) Bijou

Step back in time and enter the Bijou Theater & Sex Club before it permanently shuttered its doors after almost half a century in operation. Chicago’s revered gay adult theater may be gone but it’s certainly not forgotten. Bijou has done an incredible job of preserving its archives and presenting its delightful vintage porn online. In between flyers from shows gone by are posts with old school gay porn superstars, naughty artwork, and whatever else strikes founder Steven Toushin’s fancy. —A.S.

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14) The Art of Porn

Beautiful things happen when you capture a person’s most intimate moments. The Art of Porn focuses on the high aesthetics of getting down, straddling the limits of both. It’s the type of porn Tumblr that makes you think before you get off and also serves as inspiration for those interested in photography, oils, and body painting. If there’s one thing the SFW facade of Tumblr is known for, it’s its fandom communities replete with fanart. Unsurprisingly, its NSFW underbelly is hiding incredible fine artwork with a sexy, beautiful aesthetic. —A.S.

15) Girlie Magazine

Pornography has gotten much more intense in the last three decades, but once upon a time, it was a simpler pursuit. No fluids, no penetrations, just good old-fashioned sexualization of the naked human form. Girlie Magazine throws back to those better days with a collection of high-quality vintage nude pinups that would give your grandfather the vapors. Here is the magic endless box of porn you always wished you would find in the woods, all in the palm of your hand. —J.M.B.

Tumblr porn: Girlie Magazine Photo via Girlie Magazine

16) Kissing Pics

Plenty of people use pornography to help their partner get in the mood. Kissing Pics skirts the definition of porn, but this collection of erotic kissing GIFs is a blessing for PG-13 erotic thoughts. Kissing Pics is an erotic alternative for those readers who, like Jimmy Carter, have lust in their hearts but don’t want it in front of their eyes. —J.M.B.

best tumblr porn blogs : Kissing Piics GIF via Kissing Pics/Tumblr

17) Free Adult Stories Daily

For some people, the hottest movies are the ones that live in your mind. Free Adult Stories Daily gives you a new erotic fantasy every day, written out in long-form prose. Stories cover everything from thrilling one night stands to low-key BDSM relationships, helping open new doors of exploration while keeping familiar tropes within arms reach. —J.M.B.

18) Dirty Berd

Originally started as a personal outlet for an anonymous author’s sexual exploration, Dirty Berd has evolved into one of the best sex positive spaces on Tumblr. One day you’ll find sex advice, the next GIFs from porn, then another time clips from a Lana Del Rey video. The only common theme is what the author finds sexy, which evolves. Rarely does a porn blog feel personal, but Dirty Berd is the rare exception. —J.M.B.

porn tumblr Screengrab via Dirty Berd/Tumblr

19) Lovely Couples

Part of a Tumblr porn network that includes audibleporngenitalsanxiety, and porn4ladies, this curated collection shows partners at their most intimate and NSFW. It’s based almost entirely on user submissions, and features a lot of POV photos and GIFs, as if these lovely couples are welcoming you into their bedroom.

porn tumblr Screengrab via Lovely Couples/Tumblr

20) Cuddles, Cute Things, and BDSM

Sexy-little-vixenn’s Tumblr BDSM page is run by a self-identified submissive, and it’s perfect for those who prefer the softcore and cuter side of BDSM. Cuddles, Cute Things, and, of Course, BDSM captures the power dynamics that make BDSM so fun: the ecstasy, the mix of pain and pleasure, and the desire that subs feel for their dominants. Porn focuses on men and women gaining control over women, as opposed to degrading scenes of domination. But there’s still plenty of bondage and kinky smut to see on this page. One post features Mercy from Overwatch serving as a submissive for fellow player character Pharah. Another photo features a submissive in full rope bondage attire stripping on the Brooklyn Bridge. Like Kawaii BDSM, sexy-little-vixenn’s site is a perfect stop for a balance between softcore BDSM and hardcore varieties.

best tumblr porn : bdsm Photo via wolfstravelsinmind/Tumblr

 

Editor’s note: This article is regularly updated for relevance. 

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