My Kid Can’t Eat This is an Instagram about how finicky your little brats are when it comes to eating

'She doesn't have a tail.'


Melanie Price


Published Apr 29, 2015   Updated May 28, 2021, 11:06 pm CDT

When it comes to food, kids are picky. My Kid Can’t Eat This, is an Instagram account dedicated to the terrible excuses kids give for why they can’t eat certain foods.

But there is a difference between not caring for a particular food and just making stuff up.

After the account was launched only a few weeks ago it has already soared to more than 56,000 followers with its 52 ridiculous posts. The posts are found using #mykidcanteatthis and these are real people’s children saying this crazy stuff.

The kid who wont eat vegetables at dinner is nothing compared to this kid who wont eat string cheese because his or her parents opened it slightly:

Spot on, across the board.

Photo via Melissa/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Apr 29, 2015, 6:34 pm CDT