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My Kid Can’t Eat This is an Instagram about how finicky your little brats are when it comes to eating

‘She doesn’t have a tail.’

When it comes to food, kids are picky. My Kid Can’t Eat This, is an Instagram account dedicated to the terrible excuses kids give for why they can’t eat certain foods.

But there is a difference between not caring for a particular food and just making stuff up.

After the account was launched only a few weeks ago it has already soared to more than 56,000 followers with its 52 ridiculous posts. The posts are found using #mykidcanteatthis and these are real people’s children saying this crazy stuff.

The kid who wont eat vegetables at dinner is nothing compared to this kid who wont eat string cheese because his or her parents opened it slightly:

My kid can’t eat this because I opened it half an inch. Sorry. #MyKidCantEatThis

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Or this kid who cant eat this divine-looking loaf of bread because the flour on the outside makes her hands feel weird.

#MyKidCantEatThis because the flour on the bread makes her hands feel weird. – @mhroman

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Or this kid who cant eat this meat because it looks like pie, which, like, even though it doesn’t at all, he or she deserves props for creativity.

#MyKidCantEatThis because it looks like pie. – @dingdongimdead

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And finally to this kid who can’t finish her dinner because she doesn’t have a tail. Gurl, I feel you.

#MyKidCantEatThis because she doesn’t have a tail. – @101kath

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Spot on, across the board.

Photo via Melissa/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Melanie Price

Melanie Price

Melanie Price is the senior social media editor at the Daily Dot.