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Just like you always wanted, right?
As we know, the fastest track to relevance is through dildos, which is why 80s hair metal band/umlaut abusers Mötley Crüe are launching a line of sex toys. Not that your Hitachi Magic Wand wasn’t already nicknamed “Dr. Feelgood” anyway.
In a press release, Lovehoney announces “eight powerful mini and midi-sized vibrators, emblazoned with the band’s iconic typography and distinctive artwork,” which are available for pre-order and will ship in September. However, we’ve seen Tommy Lee’s sex tape, and all the designs pale in comparison.
Image via Lovehoney
In other Mötley Nëws, lawyers for frontman Vince Neil pleaded not guilty on his behalf on charges of battery from an incident in April, in which Neil is accused of grabbing a woman’s hair and slamming her to ground at a Las Vegas hotel. Video of the aftermath of the altercation allegedly shows Nicholas Cage attempting to comfort Neil after the incident.
The Crüe seem like a natural pick to make products that empathize with women’s needs.
Jaya Saxena is a lifestyle writer and editor whose work focuses primarily on women's issues and web culture. Her writing has appeared in GQ, ELLE, the Toast, the New Yorker, Tthe Hairpin, BuzzFeed, Racked, Eater, Catapult, and others. She is the co-author of 'Dad Magazine,' the author of 'The Book Of Lost Recipes,' and the co-author of 'Basic Witches.'