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This mermaid blanket is just sweet enough to be perfect

Just comb your hair with a fork, and you’re all set.


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Singing lobsters and loyal flounders will agree, life’s so much better under the sea – and under this snuggly Mermaid Blanket.

This soft-knit blanket is perfect to wrap around your entire body for extra warmth during the winter. It’s the perfect companion while you’re reading a book or watching a movie – or daydreaming about growing legs and dating handsome young human men. The option to sing every song from The Little Mermaid while you wear it, isn’t mandatory but comes highly recommended.

Flip your fin and get ready to cuddle, just like real two-legged people do – get this Mermaid Blanket for $38.99 from the Daily Dot store. That’s 61% off the usual price of $99.99. You’ll want to snag one for your mermaid-loving friend’s birthday while you’re at it, because this deal is available for a limited time only.


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