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You’ll either love or hate #FirstDateSelfies, the new Instagram trend

Instagram's latest trend is, for lack of a better term, vomitrocious.


EJ Dickson


Posted on Dec 9, 2014   Updated on May 30, 2021, 12:43 am CDT

Fact: There is no sight on God’s green Earth more repulsive than a couple that is deeply in love. (And I say this as someone who is one-half of said type of couple.) If you agree with the above statement, then boy, are you gonna love #FirstDateSelfies, the latest social media trend where couples document their very first dates on Instagram.

That’s right: It’s an Instagram hashtag of couples’ first dates. Excuse me while I gently puke into my cupped hands.

Anyway, here are some photos of this thing I hate:

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“The Wicked Witch of the Best.” Stop.

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sniffle… what? No, I’m not crying. It’s just… allergies. I know it’s December, but I have really bad allergies. Anyway. Anyone wanna eat a pint of ice cream and watch Love Actually or something?

H/T NY Mag | Photo via avilesmike/Instagram

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*First Published: Dec 9, 2014, 11:34 pm CST