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9 accessories for the person who’s nonfunctional before coffee

No talkie before coffee, please.

 

Marisa Losciale

IRL

Monday mornings are rough. But for any coffee addict, any time before coffee time is a Monday. Luckily, clever coffee accessories to help you get through your day are plentiful. From extra-strong coffee to mugs that will have your coworkers wary of starting a conversation, we’ve got you.

1) Morph into Tina Belcher with this heat-sensitive mu(uuuuuhhh)g. 

tina belcher mug
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Price on Amazon: $14.99

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2) Death before decaf. 

coffee spoon rest
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Price on Amazon: $14.47 (regularly $16.99)

Buy it here

3) For those of you that just really aren’t meant for morning. 

no talkie before coffee mug
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Price on Amazon: $18.00 

Buy it here

4) Power-up throughout the day with this mug. 

power up mug
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Price on Amazon: $10.99 (regularly $19.99) 

Buy it here

5) Try the world’s strongest coffee for that extra pick-me-up. 

death wish coffee
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Price on Amazon: $18.99 (regularly $19.99) 

Buy it here

6) Time to turn on the ol’ brain! 

on/off mug
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Price on Amazon: $10.99 

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7) Admit it, coffee is your lifeblood. 

coffee car decal
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Price on Amazon:$4.47

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8) At least you warned them…

too tired tshirt
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Price on Amazon: $17.99

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9) The perfect mug to dissuade unwanted office conversation.

funny glass coffee mug
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Price on Amazon: $17.95 (regularly $24.95) 

Buy it here

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