Prominent 1980s game show host turned right-wing podcaster Chuck Woolery wants to wear a penis hat on his head because equality, or something like that.
In a tweet promoting his latest podcast, which the synopsis says features Woolery and his co-host breaking down American sexism myths like male privilege (goody!), Woolery tweeted, “women get vagina hats, but if men wore penis hats, they’d attack us and be outraged.”
Women get vagina hats, but if men wore penis hats, they'd attack us and be outraged. https://t.co/7A3JHt04Ds
— Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) February 24, 2017
First off, sir, they’re called pussy hats, not vagina hats, but we appreciate the anatomical accuracy. And secondly, why do you get the idea that women would attack you if you wore a hat of a penis atop that conservative cranium of yours? If anything, women would have a good laugh at your dick cap’s expense.
nah but we'd laugh at you for sure 😂
— Maria 🔧💎 (@MariaMelee) February 24, 2017
No we'd just laugh. Women have a sense of humor. Plus, dicks are funny looking. https://t.co/4FNENh8Xtv
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 24, 2017
If you aren’t aware, Woolery, women aren’t just wearing pussy hats willy nilly—we wear them to protest sexual assault. To protest getting grabbed by the pussy. Like during the Women’s March on Washington. Get it? Vagina? Pussy? Cats? Cat ears? Pink-knitted hats with cat ears?
Twitter proceeded to troll Woolery’s “vagina hat” comment, with onlookers curious of Woolery’s understanding of the hat’s play on words (and vaginas in general), as well as his burgeoning interest in wearing a penis on his head.
Have you ever seen a vagina?
— Pete Forester (@pete_forester) February 24, 2017
Considering his tweet, I don't believe he's even seen a cat.
— 🌻🔪Justin🔪🌻 (@8bitjayhawk) February 24, 2017
do you think vaginas have cat ears? Also we know you're a dick, you don't have to wear at hat for that.
— Wendy Brandes (@WendyBrandes) February 24, 2017
They even have prototypes!
— Laura Packard (@lpackard) February 24, 2017
OH THE HUMANITY pic.twitter.com/3EKutfC0wc
— Boner Vivant (@Doug_Tilley) February 24, 2017
Oh wait, penis hats already exist? You don’t say!?
“Penis hats” have been popular for over a year now. They look like this: pic.twitter.com/khRNBPk252
— Rev.Paperboy (@revpaperboy) February 24, 2017
But mostly, Twitter is just really, really excited for Woolery to brandish his phallic cap.
I don't want to speak for anyone else but omg please make penis hats and then wear them and take selfies in them please https://t.co/jz9mzednsE
— I am right now touching my face (@jessicawluther) February 24, 2017
If you want to wear a penis hat, Chuck, I'd totally support you. Then you'd be—both literally and figuratively—a dickhead. pic.twitter.com/Hxff07PHTa
— Grumpy Friar (@grumpyfriar) February 24, 2017
I do not agree with Chuck Woolery's penis hat but I will defend to the death his right to wear it pic.twitter.com/iXNbqoSi5g
— Mike Gianella (@MikeGianella) February 24, 2017
Or… was Woolery wearing the penis hat this WHOLE TIME?!