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Former game show host Chuck Woolery doesn’t like those pink p*ssy hats

What a d*ck move.

Feb 28, 2020, 3:51 pm*

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Samantha Grasso 

Samantha Grasso

Prominent 1980s game show host turned right-wing podcaster Chuck Woolery wants to wear a penis hat on his head because equality, or something like that.

In a tweet promoting his latest podcast, which the synopsis says features Woolery and his co-host breaking down American sexism myths like male privilege (goody!), Woolery tweeted, “women get vagina hats, but if men wore penis hats, they’d attack us and be outraged.”

First off, sir, they’re called pussy hats, not vagina hats, but we appreciate the anatomical accuracy. And secondly, why do you get the idea that women would attack you if you wore a hat of a penis atop that conservative cranium of yours? If anything, women would have a good laugh at your dick cap’s expense.

If you aren’t aware, Woolery, women aren’t just wearing pussy hats willy nilly—we wear them to protest sexual assault. To protest getting grabbed by the pussy. Like during the Women’s March on Washington. Get it? Vagina? Pussy? Cats? Cat ears? Pink-knitted hats with cat ears?

https://twitter.com/AbrahamHanover/status/835190126758133760

Twitter proceeded to troll Woolery’s “vagina hat” comment, with onlookers curious of Woolery’s understanding of the hat’s play on words (and vaginas in general), as well as his burgeoning interest in wearing a penis on his head.

https://twitter.com/jordandickerson/status/835222596920700929

They even have prototypes!

Oh wait, penis hats already exist? You don’t say!?

But mostly, Twitter is just really, really excited for Woolery to brandish his phallic cap.

https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/835187339433508864

Or… was Woolery wearing the penis hat this WHOLE TIME?!

Spoooky, huh? It’s really a mystery—all these pussy hats and Woolery still manages to act like a dickhead. 

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*First Published: Feb 24, 2017, 6:27 pm