Baby “gender reveals” are a thing now, and expectant parents are finding all sorts of ways to reveal their infant’s genitalia to the world before the little bugger leaves the womb. A few short years ago, this might have been done with a cake that was either pink or blue on the inside, or, hell, an “It’s a girl” email. But those sorts of things can’t go viral now, can they?
Here are some of the most ridiculous gender reveal options we’ve found. Happy Mother’s Day!
You thought boy v. girl was the only dichotomy in question? Think again. There are all sorts of preferences to pose about yet-to-be-born babies. Lures or lace? Guns or glitter? Cupcake or stud muffin? Because, yes, let’s all think about your newborn son having sex.
— Ligers Bakery (@ligersgood) April 19, 2016
Luke or Leia? Boy or Girl? Can't wait until the big reveal tomorrow! Star Wars Gender Reveal Cake🌟🌟🌟⚔💙❤️💙❤️ pic.twitter.com/YmaM2p0wAB
— Show Cakes LLC (@ShowCakesLLC) April 22, 2016
2) Making your other children cry
Who cares if it’s a girl or a boy? The older kid is just going to be upset about having to share things now.
Expectant dads sure do like announcing their babies with guns and explosions.
Best baby announcement ever. 👶🏻💙 pic.twitter.com/voJYzlFgQa
— Queen of Memphis (@MemphisDarlin) May 6, 2016