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60,000 people want to be Waka Flocka Flame’s full-time blunt roller
Weed carriers are out, blunt rollers are in.
Since this was a formal posting announced on Instagram—and since he apparently did not hire Seth Rogen—candidates had to submit actual resumes so Waka could vet them. He received 60,000 resumes, and Funny or Die was there to capture him sifting through this heroic stack.
Looks like Waka is in a Too Many Cooks situation here.
Make sure to zoom out and read the whiteboard behind him. These are just a few of the things Waka is looking for in a blunt-roller: Six Flags season pass, U.S. resident, dope Instagram.
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) November 12, 2014
Screengrab via Funny or Die
Audra Schroeder is the Daily Dot’s senior entertainment writer, and she focuses on streaming, comedy, and music. Her work has previously appeared in the Austin Chronicle, the Dallas Observer, NPR, ESPN, Bitch, and the Village Voice. She is based in Austin, Texas.