Here’s The Game’s inspirational Valentine’s Day d**k pic

On Friday, rapper The Game posted a #ValentinesDayWeekendSpecial to Instagram, and that special included a photo of his dick

In the inspirational post, The Game can be seen in a hotel room holding his Internet-breaking commodity. He posted a similar photo last fall, when he posed in front of some decorative bathroom towels

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If you can draw your eyes away from his (possibly fake?) dick print, however, you’ll notice The Game has crafted a beautiful hashtag poem for the ladies. 

So, this Valentine’s weekend, remember to buy her a $5,000 purse, run her a bath until the water is warm as a Miami morning in the spring, and then lick it front front to back—not back to front, please!

H/T Jezebel | Photo via losangelesconfidential/Instagram

Audra Schroeder

Audra Schroeder

Audra Schroeder is the Daily Dot’s senior entertainment writer, and she focuses on streaming, comedy, and music. Her work has previously appeared in the Austin Chronicle, the Dallas Observer, NPR, ESPN, Bitch, and the Village Voice. She is based in Austin, Texas.