In the inspirational post, The Game can be seen in a hotel room holding his Internet-breaking commodity. He posted a similar photo last fall, when he posed in front of some decorative bathroom towels.
If you can draw your eyes away from his (possibly fake?) dick print, however, you’ll notice The Game has crafted a beautiful hashtag poem for the ladies.
So, this Valentine’s weekend, remember to buy her a $5,000 purse, run her a bath until the water is warm as a Miami morning in the spring, and then lick it front front to back—not back to front, please!