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And his costar is Siri.
In a new 4-minute ad spot for the iPhone’s Siri feature, he gets behind the wheel of a Lyft, which he uses to commandeer a commercial flight to Rome, where he ends up working on the Sistine Chapel for a little bit before launching a fashion line in Japan—you get the picture. Anything an action hero (or a businessman) like you can do, Siri can help.
Whether you’re trimming your bonsai tree while toning your biceps and getting your head shaved… or wailing on a guzheng on YouTube, Siri is here to help:
On a real level, though, where’s that “I can smell what the Rock is cookin” restaurant?
Christine Friar is a writer and editor in New York who focuses on streaming entertainment and internet culture. Her work has appeared in the Awl, the Fader, New York Magazine, Paper Magazine, Vogue, Elle, and more.