Proper terms for “gurus” on every social media site

It’s really embarrassing to see social media experts running around with the wrong fake-cool job titles, all calling themselves “Facebook ninjas” and “Twitter rockstars”. Let’s clarify what title you need based on what site you have bullshit expertise in.

• Facebook oracle
• MySpace swami
• Pinterest barbarian
• Twitter queen regent
• Instagram unicorn
• Google+ wedding photographer
• GoodReads X-wing pilot
• Bebo elephant
• Tumblr philosopher-king
• OkCupid blood elf
• Flickr sphinx
• Reddit warlord
• aSmallWorld spice merchant
• Yelp warrior-poet
• deviantART black mage
• LinkedIn crossbowman
• Diaspora* assassin
• Foursquare golem
• Gaia Online pirate
• Last.fm yeti
• Meetup cyborg
• Renren manticore

By Nick Douglas, photo via Vinoth Chandar/Flickr