While her scientific research apparently goes hands-on, there’s still no conclusive evidence that polishing your apple repels haters. In fact, is seems to do the opposite. Well, it does if you’re a celebrity on Instagram.
Cyrus has been on a crusade to #FreetheNipple, a controversial campaign to destigmatize women’s breasts on social media. This seems to be another extension, an attempt at normalizing female masturbation, which is still seen as an offensive act rather than a healthy, pleasurable, normal pursuit that, sure, should be indulged every day, if the mood strikes. Sometimes more, if you happen to have time on your hands.
For a pro-masturbation campaign, I suppose, we could do worse than this clickbait (click-bate?). But Miley, we’ve got to work on that slogan.
If masturbation really did repel haters, women could take over the world. (BRB, going to pen the script for my new superhero movie.)
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