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James Deen talks to us about filming the ‘Game of Thrones’ porn parody

You know nothing, James Deen.


Gaby Dunn


Posted on Oct 12, 2013   Updated on Jun 1, 2021, 4:22 am CDT

You know nothing, James Deen.

The Internet’s beloved male porn performer, Google Glass model, and Bret Easton Ellis ingenue is starring in a Game of Thrones porn parody—and he’s never seen the HBO show. So it’s kind of perfect that he’s playing Jon Snow, the bastard child of the North, who’s so often reminded how little he really understands.

GIF via’s upcoming Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming premieres Oct. 25, and there’s already a safe-for-work trailer featuring a super-phallic Iron Throne. (Here’s a first look.) Deen talked to the Daily Dot about what it would take for him to watch Game of Thrones, how to hold a British accent during sex, and the thing Jon does with his tongue.

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Do you know who Jon Snow is?

I know nothing, really. I had actually never heard of it until the other day when I shot this porno.

What do you think the show is about just from being on the porn set?

It seems like it’s about British people that are walking around in the cold and they bang a lot. I learned that from making the porno.

You love The Simpsons, so you did the Simpsons parody. Why do this one if you don’t know the show?

Because it’s for and I’ll pretty much do anything they ask. Sometimes I film [webseries] James Deen Loves Food, sometimes I drink every 40 in a liquor store. Sometimes I play a dude who’s British and I bang a redheaded girl in a cave. 

The whole show is pretty much banging in caves. And violence.

That doesn’t do anything for me.

There’s also political power plays and people trying to win the crown.

Now, something about people trying to control the kingdom, that’s interesting to me. I’d watch maybe if they cut out the sex and the violence and just focused on the plot. 

Do you have a British accent in this?

I had the worst British accent ever because I’m not good at accents and I’m not able to stay in character when I’m having sex so when I started having sex I had a terrible British accent and then I was just me having sex.

Instead of one movie-length porn parody, this one’s going to be in webisodes, right?

Yeah. A bunch of different episodes for the Internet because that’s the wave of the future. Each online episode interconnects to create the Game of Thrones porn parody. 

You really know nothing about Jon Snow?

Everyone else on set understood all the references and were having a good time with it, but the three people who hadn’t seen the show were just making fun of it, so I know that apparently my character does a thing with his mouth.

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*First Published: Oct 12, 2013, 2:35 pm CDT