Every country song in 2013 was the exact same

They say country music is just three chords and the truth, and in 2013 the truth was a pickup truck on an old dirt road.

 

Cooper Fleishman

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Published Dec 22, 2013   Updated May 31, 2021, 11:12 pm CDT

They say country music is just three chords and the truth, and in 2013 the truth was a repetitive pastiche of pickup trucks on old dirt roads and the women in tight jeans who were persuaded to slide their “sugar shakers” (really?) into the shotgun seat.

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Later on, somewhere around the build-up to the second C-G-Am-F chorus, the dudes parked by the riverbank in the moonlight, took out a six-pack of that good stuff, and said two simple words to their dates that got them to first-and-a-half base: “Hey girl.”

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*First Published: Dec 22, 2013, 7:12 pm CST