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Hire this Tinder ghostwriter if you suck at online dating

Marketing yourself is hard.


Matt Silverman


Posted on Mar 4, 2019   Updated on May 20, 2021, 5:52 pm CDT

Some people are great at taking flattering selfies and writing witty Tinder tag lines. Others, not so much.

That’s where Meredith Golden comes in. For a fee, she’ll take over your profile, learn your voice, and optimize your flirting so you don’t screw it up. Then she’ll hand the reins back to you for the IRL date. The system works, and Golden has the record to prove it. But what are the ethics of outsourcing your love life to a consultant?

This week on 2 Girls 1 Podcast, Alli and Jen (actors who perform weird internet stuff on stage) go deep with Golden and get the skinny on the foolish ways people shoot themselves in the foot on dating apps (headless selfies, anyone?)

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*First Published: Mar 4, 2019, 6:30 am CST