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These ‘Star Wars’ toasters take your bread to the dark side

Breakfast is proceeding as I have foreseen.

 

Jaime Carrillo

IRL

These Star Wars toasters will have you eating breakfast in less time than it takes to do the Kessel Run.

No, they’re not just a novelty. These toasters come packed with everything a good toaster needs. An adjustable thermostat allows for different darkness settings. With apologies to Jedi, all offerings are dark side designs. Automatic shut-off ensures you won’t burn yourself (like that one time at Mustafar). And a removable crumb tray makes clean-up a breeze, so you can spend more time blowing up planets.

The coolest part is these toasters will add a smack of Star Wars to breakfast. The Darth Vader toaster stamps the iconic series logo. If Tie Fighters are more your thing, Death Star toasters make all slices look like Vader’s favorite ship. If you start every day by saluting the emperor, the Stormtrooper toaster makes empire flags out of your bread.

Star Wars toasters are available on Amazon starting at $29.99+.

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