To pump up the U.S. men’s hockey team before they faced off against longtime rivals from Canada earlier today, the online porn company Brazzers offered the players a month of free HD porn if they defeated our neighbors to the north. If they won the gold-medal game, they’d be treated to free porn for a full decade.
@bcullen991 Pride, metric fuck tons of pride.
— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014
Naturally, this led curious fans to wonder what was in it for them:
@bcullen991 Pride, metric fuck tons of pride.
— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014
Unfortunately Team USA lost to the Canadians, who after beating the U.S. hockey team 1-0 will face off against Sweden in the gold medal game. Begging the question:
@Brazzers now what does Canada get ?
— Davis Nolan (@XDavisNolanX) February 21, 2014
@XDavisNolanX Lifetime supply of canoes and maple syrup.
— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014
H/T TMZ Sports | Screengrab via metrangerfan711/YouTube
