The U.S. men’s hockey team just lost out on a decade of free porn

Blame Canada.

 

EJ Dickson

IRL

Published Feb 21, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 5:37 pm CDT

To pump up the U.S. men’s hockey team before they faced off against longtime rivals from Canada earlier today, the online porn company Brazzers offered the players a month of free HD porn if they defeated our neighbors to the north. If they won the gold-medal game, they’d be treated to free porn for a full decade.

@bcullen991 Pride, metric fuck tons of pride.

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014

Naturally, this led curious fans to wonder what was in it for them:

@bcullen991 Pride, metric fuck tons of pride.

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014

Unfortunately Team USA lost to the Canadians, who after beating the U.S. hockey team 1-0 will face off against Sweden in the gold medal game. Begging the question:

@Brazzers now what does Canada get ?

— Davis Nolan (@XDavisNolanX) February 21, 2014

@XDavisNolanX Lifetime supply of canoes and maple syrup.

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014

H/T TMZ Sports | Screengrab via metrangerfan711/YouTube

 

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*First Published: Feb 21, 2014, 5:14 pm CST