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The U.S. men’s hockey team just lost out on a decade of free porn

Blame Canada.

 

EJ Dickson

IRL

To pump up the U.S. men’s hockey team before they faced off against longtime rivals from Canada earlier today, the online porn company Brazzers offered the players a month of free HD porn if they defeated our neighbors to the north. If they won the gold-medal game, they’d be treated to free porn for a full decade.

@bcullen991 Pride, metric fuck tons of pride.

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014

Naturally, this led curious fans to wonder what was in it for them:

@bcullen991 Pride, metric fuck tons of pride.

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014

Unfortunately Team USA lost to the Canadians, who after beating the U.S. hockey team 1-0 will face off against Sweden in the gold medal game. Begging the question:

@Brazzers now what does Canada get ?

— Davis Nolan (@XDavisNolanX) February 21, 2014

@XDavisNolanX Lifetime supply of canoes and maple syrup.

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) February 21, 2014

H/T TMZ Sports | Screengrab via metrangerfan711/YouTube

 

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