Photo via asialbx / Twitter

You can’t unsee penis eyeliner

It exists now, sorry.


Jaya Saxena


Published Nov 23, 2016   Updated May 25, 2021, 12:58 pm CDT

Everybody just take a second to focus on what the words “penis eyeliner” evoke in you.

You ready? OK.

If you guessed that “penis eyeliner” was eye makeup done to make the winged part of your liner look like a dick, congratulations, I guess. I have no idea what you win since everybody loses when there’s a phrase like “penis eyeliner,” but you beat everyone (including yours truly) who thought that phrase meant we were getting a makeup line for penises. Maybe next year!

Anyway, penis eyeliner popped up on Twitter from user @asialbx, who runs BadLib Cosmetics. And apparently it was the inspirational eye look many had been waiting for.

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Let’s be real though, most eyes already look like vulvas.

H/T Cosmopolitan

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*First Published: Nov 23, 2016, 1:56 pm CST