This Japanese desk is a lazy person’s dream come true

If you’ve read any of the recent pieces on the dangers of sitting all day, you might understandably be considering a standing desk, or just tossing your laptop ino the ocean once and for all. 

If only there was a way to work from bed that didn’t make you feel like a complete slob, or involve searing your nether-regions with the heat from your laptop. 

The always-entertaining Japan Trend Shop—the bizarro version of SkyMall—has heard your pillow-muffled cries: Feast your eyes on the Super Gorone Desk, a real contraption that only costs $119. It can be rigged above you so you can type lying down, or used as desk for couch-typing. 

There aren’t any user reviews, but customers who purchased it apparently also bought this and this

Hopefully this thing is sturdy and you won’t become trapped underneath it. It definitely looks like it has stronger arms than me. 

H/T Boing Boing | Image via Japan Trend Shop 

Audra Schroeder

Audra Schroeder

Audra Schroeder is the Daily Dot’s senior entertainment writer, and she focuses on streaming, comedy, and music. Her work has previously appeared in the Austin Chronicle, the Dallas Observer, NPR, ESPN, Bitch, and the Village Voice. She is based in Austin, Texas.