Elementary school sports reporter pens scathing critique of quarterback Cam Newton

This kid is the Bill Simmons of his elementary school.

Mar 1, 2020, 6:53 am*

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Marisa Kabas 

Marisa Kabas

Keith Allison

The Carolina Panthers had a decent season, going 7-8 and winning the NFC South. But one elementary school sports reporter was not impressed by the team’s performance.

Jeff Atkins recently tweeted a clipping from his son’s school newspaper, which features a #hottake about Panthers QB Cam Newton by one of the paper’s reporters. His original thesis: “The team never seems to win, and I think he [Newton] is the reason.” But midway through his biting analysis, he has a change of heart.

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We wonder what Newton has to say about all this. Perhaps he can pen a thoughtful response on Derek Jeter’s Players’ Tribune?

The moral of the story is that kids should just write everything. 

H/T Jeff Atkins/Twitter | Image via Keith Allison/Flickr (CC 2.0)

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*First Published: Mar 31, 2015, 4:19 pm