Your helpful Instagram guide to ‘broga,’ or yoga for bros

One of the cardinal rules of yoga is to never criticize someone else’s practice. All our headstands and warrior poses are a work in practice. With this warning in mind, let’s take a look at a phenomenon sweeping the nation: broga.

Yes, broga is exactly what you think it is: yoga for bros looking to bring some chill flow into their lives.

Once strictly the territory of ladies wearing Lululemon leggings and gaucho pants that their friends brought back for them from India, yoga studios nationwide are being infiltrated by dudes wearing sweatpants and baggy athletic shorts, Reuters reports

Of course, men have been doing yoga in various forms for years. But men of the bro-y variety are now feeling comfortable enough to come out as yogis on Instagram.

Plaid shorts: check. Trucker hat: check. Punk rock attitude: check, check.

Who needs a mat to do your vinyasas on? Grass will do just fine, thanks very much. 

“If G.I. Joe can do it, so can I.”

Snap-back while you twist back.

Crouching tiger, hidden bro. 

His shorts will never touch his thighs, and you’ll never touch his yoga skills.

Look at this adorable beanie baby.

4:30 today at AYA Prahran for some slow yet strong flow – who’s in and what do you feel like?!?

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Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta do yoga.

#eeyoresbirthday #eeyoresbirthdayparty #broga #yoga

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If you’re a bro debating whether or not you should give broga a whirl, Fusion has assembled this handy flowchart. Spoiler alert: The answer is a resounding “yes.”

The official broga movement was started by Robert Sidoti, a Martha’s Vineyard-based yoga instructor who invented the trademark “Broga Yoga.” The only obvious issue with his practice is that it seems to be less about actual yoga, and more about just being a flexible bro.

“A lot of guys were saying: ‘I can’t touch my knees, let alone my toes. I would never go to a mostly women class and do things I’m no good at,’ Sidoti told Reuters

Reuters also notes that broga is different from regular old yoga because it “celebrates the physical over the spiritual, and strength over flexibility,” allowing men to “flex tight hamstrings without hearing invocations to Hindu deities or feeling inept next to a woman twisted like a pretzel.”

In sum, broga is for the health-conscious bro with an inferiority complex. 

H/T Fusion | Photo via Nicholas A. Tonelli/Flickr (CC 2.0)

Marisa Kabas

Marisa Kabas

Marisa Kabas is a lifestyle reporter and activist. Her work has been published by Fusion, Fast Company, and Today. She’s also served as an editorial campaigns director for Purpose PBC, a social movement incubator.