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The U.S. men's hockey team just lost out on a decade of free porn

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To pump up the U.S. men’s hockey team before they faced off against longtime rivals from Canada earlier today, the online porn company Brazzers offered the players a month of free HD porn if they defeated our neighbors to the north. If they won the gold-medal game, they'd be treated to free porn for a full decade.

Naturally, this led curious fans to wonder what was in it for them:

Unfortunately Team USA lost to the Canadians, who after beating the U.S. hockey team 1-0 will face off against Sweden in the gold medal game. Begging the question:

H/T TMZ Sports | Screengrab via metrangerfan711/YouTube