Dropping inspirational F-bombs

This two-month-old blog curses like a sailor while delivering helpful tips and links. 

 

Fernando Alfonso III

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Published Jan 12, 2012   Updated Jun 2, 2021, 10:45 pm CDT

For those of you who respond to negative reinforcement, Tumblr has a new blog just for you.

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The two-month-old blog FUCKING HOMEPAGE features a tip, person, website, and fact of the day in obscenity-laden prose that would make drill sergeants proud. It’s basically a vulgar version of the Daily What.

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Here are some of the hilarious tips posted on the site:

  • AVOID CORN-FED BEEF DAMMIT
  • BE CONSCIOUS OF YOUR DAMN BODY LANGUAGE.
  • FUCKING RESPECT YOURSELF.
  • GO TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY.
  • ALWAYS USE PROTECTION DAMMIT.
  • TALK TO EVERYONE AS IF THEY WERE YOUR BEST FUCKING FRIEND.
  • GO TO THE FUCKING GYM.

So far the blog has collected more than 300 likes on Facebook. Anyone with tips for the blog can email them at [email protected] But the author might just tell you to go fuck yourself.

Image from FUCKING HOMEPAGE

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*First Published: Jan 12, 2012, 3:47 pm CST