For those of you who respond to negative reinforcement, Tumblr has a new blog just for you.
The two-month-old blog FUCKING HOMEPAGE features a tip, person, website, and fact of the day in obscenity-laden prose that would make drill sergeants proud. It’s basically a vulgar version of the Daily What.
Here are some of the hilarious tips posted on the site:
- AVOID CORN-FED BEEF DAMMIT
- BE CONSCIOUS OF YOUR DAMN BODY LANGUAGE.
- FUCKING RESPECT YOURSELF.
- GO TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY.
- ALWAYS USE PROTECTION DAMMIT.
- TALK TO EVERYONE AS IF THEY WERE YOUR BEST FUCKING FRIEND.
- GO TO THE FUCKING GYM.
So far the blog has collected more than 300 likes on Facebook. Anyone with tips for the blog can email them at [email protected] But the author might just tell you to go fuck yourself.
Image from FUCKING HOMEPAGE