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Here’s a super cut of all Aziz Ansari’s crazy ‘Parks and Recreation’ business ideas
Never forget Club-a-Dub-Dub.
Parks and Recreation might be on hiatus until its final season, but we can’t forget one of the show’s best running gags: the insane business ideas of Tom Haverford, played by Aziz Ansari.
Thankfully, there’s a supercut for that. Around the end of season six, this compilation of Haverford’s greatest elevator pitches was assembled. Who could forget Snake Juice, his high-end “Kalua-style liquor,” or Saltweens, “Saltines for tweens.” His idea for contact lenses that display text messages probably isn’t that far from reality. Better get a copyright, boo.
Haverford did eventually get to build upon some of those crazy ideas, but we hope his lust for the pitch doesn’t dissipate in the final season. Really, he just wants us all to treat ourselves.
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Audra Schroeder is the Daily Dot’s senior entertainment writer, and she focuses on streaming, comedy, and music. Her work has previously appeared in the Austin Chronicle, the Dallas Observer, NPR, ESPN, Bitch, and the Village Voice. She is based in Austin, Texas.