If the biggest sporting event has a puppy-friendly version, shouldn’t the biggest night in movies have one too?
It’s a giant woof-fest as the pups of Hollywood (who are up for adoption!) gather on the red carpet and run off from interviews, try to snag each other’s dresses, and generally create an alternate universe in which Leonardo DiCaprio has not won an Oscar.
Puppies or not, that’s not a reality we want to live in.
Screengrab via The Late Show with Stephen Colbert/YouTube