- Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland were harassed by Jagged Edge as teens, Mathew Knowles says 5 Years Ago
- White nationalist Nick Fuentes is upset MTV aired his white nationalist views 5 Years Ago
- Juice WRLD had secret drug-littered Instagram, according to his ex-girlfriend 5 Years Ago
- Jersey City suspect posted anti-Semitic, anti-police materials online Today 10:30 AM
- Novaruu was banned from Twitch for 3 days—and she can’t understand why Today 10:12 AM
- Pete Buttigieg swears he’s not in the CIA Today 9:28 AM
- Greta Thunberg named ‘Time’ 2019 person of the year Today 9:28 AM
- The best gear and gadget gifts for Dad this holiday season Today 7:30 AM
- The 10 most important sci-fi films of the 2010s Today 7:00 AM
- Netflix advances beyond testosterone-fueled anime with subdued ‘Levius’ Today 6:00 AM
- Influencer accused of selling shirt she was supposed to promote Tuesday 8:42 PM
- Jameela Jamil dragged for comparing reproductive rights to landlord rights Tuesday 6:54 PM
- Trump campaign posts Thanos meme, totally misses point of ‘Endgame’ Tuesday 5:58 PM
- Petition calls for Apple to make a Baby Yoda emoji Tuesday 5:16 PM
- This BTS-Billie Eilish mashup is the most popular tweet of 2019 Tuesday 4:51 PM
SpongeBob SquarePants is as dumb as a doornail, but it wouldn’t surprise us if he and his intelligence were just hiding in plain sight—with a familiar dark side.
SpongeBob isn’t just a loveable fry cook by day. When mashed up with Breaking Bad, he’s just as terrifying as Heisenberg.
He knocks, he cooks, he’s got a powerful pie, and he’s got everyone in the palm of his hand until the you-know-what hits the fan. But with a boss like Mr. Krabs, he might not be getting the money he deserves—and that doesn’t bode well for our favorite crustacean.
Now if only SpongeBob could get his license so he could make this scene possible.
Screengrab via Nickelodeon/YouTube
Michelle Jaworski is a staff writer and the resident Game of Thrones expert at the Daily Dot. She covers entertainment, geek culture, and pop culture and has brought her knowledge to conventions like Con of Thrones. She is based in New Jersey.