Romney raps in hilarious parody—”Where You Hide Your Money”

Who says you actually have to rock the vote? Right now, Mitt Romney’s fixing to rap it.

Such a proclamation comes in the wake of our first witnessing “Where You Hide Your Money,” a two-minute bite on Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Got Your Money” that posits Mitt Romney as a Cayman Islands-residing booty shaker with a silver single-shot pistol in his hand and a woman on each arm.

The track, which comes from Fox’s Animation Domination High-Def and is absolutely appealing enough to warrant a repeat listen, is decidedly against the former Massachusetts governor’s much-maligned policies on things like gun control and taxing the rich.

“I get props from my main man Roger [Ailes, Fox News’ CEO],” Romney raps, “because he’s a fellow draft dodger. Born rich, I won the lotto. ‘Corporations are people’s my motto.”

A slanderous Mitt Romney rap hosted by a division of the same company that owns Fox News. Who says that modern media’s still biased?

Photo via Animation Domination High Def/YouTube

Chase Hoffberger

Chase Hoffberger

Chase Hoffberger reported on YouTube, web culture, and crime for the Daily Dot until 2013, when he joined the Austin Chronicle. Until late 2018, he served as that paper’s news editor and reported on criminal justice and politics.