Porn site capitalizes on recent sex scandal with NSFW ‘Cosby Show’ parody

Literally everything about this is terrible.

 

EJ Dickson

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Published Jan 7, 2015   Updated May 29, 2021, 8:04 pm CDT

Rule 34 is one of the Internet’s most famous aphorisms: If something exists, someone else will make a porn out of it. The rule has produced hilarious results at times, but it has also run afoul of basic decency, such as when people make porn parodies of things like war or famine. Unfortunately, we can now add high-profile sexual assault allegations to the list of terrible Rule 34 applications.

Not the Cosbys XXX: Puddin’ My Dick Where It Don’t Belong, which will be released on DVD on Jan. 21, is an NSFW treatment of The Cosby Show by porn-parody director Will Ryder. It’s also a blatant attempt to capitalize on the sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby, which gained new traction in recent months as numerous women (now almost two dozen in total) came forward to accuse the TV star.

“We had a lot of fun making the first two Huxtable porn movies so it’s shocking when somebody as beloved as Bill Cosby is in the bull’s-eye of such horrific accusations,” Ryder told adult-film-industry magazine Xbiz, “but we felt a need to bring some levity to this situation because that’s what we do.”

“Fans of Cliff Huxtable and Bill Cosby,” Ryder added, “will love our new movie.”

It seems both impossible and unwise to attempt to bring levity to a “situation” that involves more than 20 women saying they were drugged and sexually assaulted. Nonetheless, basic decency having eluded him, Ryder produced Puddin’ My Dick Where It Don’t Belong, the third movie in the Not the Cosbys XXX trilogy. Detroit comedian Thomas Ward, who bears a striking resemblance to Cosby, plays the actor-turned-alleged-rapist.

 A synopsis for 2013’s Not The Cosbys XXX 2 reads as follows:

“With Denise enjoying college life, Cliff lets Theo intern at his gynecology office unaware he accepted a part-time job at a XXX peepshow which leads to hilarious sexual adventures as Cliff & Claire attempt to maintain control of the Huxtable house. Sandra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy, Theo & Cockroach run wild as crazy pussy eating and hot sex make this one hell of a XXX spoof of the 1980s TV show.”

Here is the mostly SFW trailer for the second film.

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It’s unclear if Puddin’ My Dick Where It Don’t Belong will actually attempt to recreate the sexual assault allegations against Cosby, or if it’ll just ruin your childhood by showing Theo and Denise having a threeway with Cockroach.

Either way, it wouldn’t be the first time that porn tried to stay relevant by ripping a story from the headlines to utterly tasteless effect. Case in point: Bang Bros’ XXX “I Can’t Breathe” “parody.”

Memo to porn directors: Lay off the insulting attempts at social commentary and stick to 10-minute, narrative-free blowjob clips instead.

H/T Xbiz | Screengrab via SitcumsOnline/YouTube

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*First Published: Jan 7, 2015, 1:42 pm CST