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Let’s get real: Moms don’t like their kids’ crappy homemade gifts. What are they going to do with a warped clay ashtray or a terrible painting?

With Mother’s Day fast approaching, Jimmy Kimmel did children everywhere a public service and revealed what gifts moms really want.

As it turns out, moms’ needs are simple: lots and lots of alcohol.

If you really want to be a good son or daughter, give mom two aspirin Monday morning.

Screengrab via Jimmy Kimmel Live/YouTube

Dylan Love

Dylan Love

Dylan Love is an editorial consultant and journalist whose reporting interests include emergent technology, digital media, and Russian language and culture. He is a former staff writer for the Daily Dot, and his work has been published by Business Insider, International Business Times, Men's Journal, and the Next Web.