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Your mom probably wants to do dirty, dirty things to Wolverine

Your mom doesn't want brunch: She's hungry for some H.J.


Audra Schroeder


Published May 7, 2015   Updated May 28, 2021, 9:41 pm CDT

You might be scrambling because you just realized it’s Mother’s Day on Sunday and a Chili’s gift card isn’t going to cut it (again). But according to this new clip starring the great Paula Pell (SNL, 30 Rock), your mom doesn’t need flowers or a new robe. She needs a handful of H.J. 

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Yes, apparently all moms want to bone Wolverine, a.k.a Hugh Jackman, and that’s the only thing they want this year. Seems like he might have some free time soon

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Key lines: 

“I’m glad he can regenerate because I’m going to fuck him apart.”

“I just want to serve him a home-cooked meal. I hope he likes pussy.” 

So on Sunday, don’t forget to ask your mom if Wolverine dong is right for her. 

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Screengrab via Above Average/YouTube 

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*First Published: May 7, 2015, 10:00 am CDT