You might be scrambling because you just realized it’s Mother’s Day on Sunday and a Chili’s gift card isn’t going to cut it (again). But according to this new clip starring the great Paula Pell (SNL, 30 Rock), your mom doesn’t need flowers or a new robe. She needs a handful of H.J.
“I’m glad he can regenerate because I’m going to fuck him apart.”
“I just want to serve him a home-cooked meal. I hope he likes pussy.”
So on Sunday, don’t forget to ask your mom if Wolverine dong is right for her.
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