It’s that time of year when we all remember the parts of Thanksgiving that make us dread the holiday.
Although there’s more than enough Christmas and holiday carols to get us through December, there’s very little fanfare when it comes to one of the most gluttonous, tryptophan-induced days of the year. Thankfully, “All About That Bass” singer Meghan Trainor already worked on an album covering the hits, and it’s guaranteed to apply to the entire family.
Start off with the delayed flights, serve up those awkward dinner guests, conversations, and racist relatives, and finish off by sneaking out to get drunk with your friends (and the people you went to high school with).
Wait, why do we come home for this again?