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All of Marco Rubio’s dry-mouth noises from last night in 1 supercut
You need a sip of water so, so bad right now, don’t you?
As everyone knows by now, Marco Rubio inhaled a can of bottled arid air from the Gobi desert last night before his rebuttal to the president’s State of the Union address.
The resulting drip drip drip of dry lip-smacking noises was pretty gross. The Internet reacted with nightmarishly bad parody accounts and horrible Twitter jokes. It was, however, thankfully redeemed by YouTuber totallyjk, whose supercut of all Rubio’s desperate attempts to moisten his lips is a must watch.
You’ll marvel as Rubio’s supernatural powers of desiccation spread to your own mouth. Oh god do you need a drink. You need a sip of water so, so bad right now, don’t you?
Kevin Morris is a veteran web reporter and editor who specializes in longform journalism. He led the Daily Dot’s esports vertical and, following its acquisition by GAMURS in late 2016, launched Dot Esports, where he serves as the site’s editor-in-chief.