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Having trouble getting into the holiday spirit? If carolers make you want to scream, “Go elf yourself,” comic relief is on the way.
Craig stands in a doorway and recreates the bizarre cue card love letter scene between Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln, beat for beat, while Du looks on wide-eyed and smitten. Before she can chase him down the hall and reward his intrusion with a completely implausible kiss, a choose-your-own-adventure-style menu pops up and lets you pick your own sardonic ending.
Craig, who created the very funny What to Expect series, fumbles haplessly to justify his actions and Du serves up the kind of dry unsentimental retorts the real-girl version of Knightley’s character would definitely have for the would-be stalker at her door.
If you can’t stomach the cloying sweetness of holiday, pour yourself a stiff drink and press play.
Screengrab via David Craig/YouTube
Nayomi Reghay is a frequent contributor to the Daily Dot, covering body positivity, feminism, sex, relationships, and gender. She is also the author of the advice column “Swipe This!” A former New York Teaching Fellow, her writing has been featured in Reductress, Rolling Stone, Mic, Someecards, and more.