Larry King tells Conan how he crafts his priceless tweets

Larry King isn’t tweeting out random things; he’s putting out a stream of consciousness.

The longtime talk-show host and avid tweeter—who famously doesn’t actually post his own tweets—talked to Conan O’Brien about his process. Instead of winding down on a Sunday night, he’ll just tell his wife what he wants to put on the Internet.

“Just let an idea float out,” he explained.

And while we may laugh at the randomness at some of them, he can even explain the logic behind them. If only we could all do that.

Sometimes I wish I were a mailman.#itsmy2cents

— Larry King (@kingsthings) May 18, 2015

Cheers to whoever invented the Q-tip.

— Larry King (@kingsthings) February 23, 2015

The rat is perfectly named.

— Larry King (@kingsthings) February 23, 2015

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