Lannister on the bannister

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Jaime Lannister threatens naughty kids in an upgrade to Elf on a Shelf

‘A Lannister always pays his installments.’


Michelle Jaworski


Posted on Dec 13, 2017   Updated on May 22, 2021, 8:11 am CDT

This holiday season, Game of ThronesJaime Lannister is bringing some Westerosi cheer and terror straight to your home.

Jimmy Kimmel is a little freaked out by the Elf on a Shelf he has in his house for his daughter, so he’s introducing a new kind of toy that spies on children. Meet Lannister on a Bannister, which places the Kingslayer in a ridiculous elf costume as he spouts off vague threats. He’s got one good hand, a sword, and the reputation of the Red Wedding behind him to make sure children behave during the holidays.

He can even stand in as a suitor, although his pickup line certainly need some work. And at monthly installments at $19.99, you don’t even need the Lannister’s wealth to afford it.

H/T Mashable

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*First Published: Dec 13, 2017, 9:56 am CST