This holiday season, Game of Thrones’ Jaime Lannister is bringing some Westerosi cheer and terror straight to your home.
Jimmy Kimmel is a little freaked out by the Elf on a Shelf he has in his house for his daughter, so he’s introducing a new kind of toy that spies on children. Meet Lannister on a Bannister, which places the Kingslayer in a ridiculous elf costume as he spouts off vague threats. He’s got one good hand, a sword, and the reputation of the Red Wedding behind him to make sure children behave during the holidays.
He can even stand in as a suitor, although his pickup line certainly need some work. And at monthly installments at $19.99, you don’t even need the Lannister’s wealth to afford it.
H/T Mashable
