— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 5, 2015
Today, the newest member of the Kandashian family was give a name: Saint West. The announcement was accompanied by an emoji interpretation of Kim, Kanye, daughter North, and son Saint, because this is how empires are built.
This news has sent waves of traffic to the Twitter account of Canadian musician Saint West, who hasn’t tweeted from that account since 2011, though his last tweet was especially prescient.
With Saint West anointed with a name that could easily carry a clothing line, people on Twitter quickly weighed in.
Saint West, the first child in America who is also a human subtweet.
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) December 7, 2015
SAINT WEST, A HAIKU:
You’re a new baby
You will always have money
We are all garbage
— Above Average (@AboveAverage) December 7, 2015
I think of what Saint West will put up with for the next 18 years and suddenly his name is brilliant.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 7, 2015
But apparently the name isn’t that original: Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz had the name first. Celebrity problems!
Illustration by Max Fleishman