As always, the people behind the Honest Trailers YouTube channel produced a hilariously accurate interpretation of the movie. Jupiter Ascending does indeed have terrible dialogue, a bizarre story concept, and Channing Tatum playing a space wolf-man who rides around on neon hover boots.
However, these are features, not bugs. Jupiter Ascending is a masterpiece of modern cinema, and we refuse to hear a word against it. Including the magnificent scene where Mila Kunis finds out she’s an alien clone princess because she can control bees, and “bees can sense royalty.”
Photo via Jupiter Ascending Lookbook