‘Entourage’ movie trailer: What’s Bro and what’s Not Bro?

The trailer for the upcoming Entourage movie dropped like a frat pledge after hitting a gravity bong. Let's break it down.

 

Marisa Kabas

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Published Dec 23, 2014   Updated May 29, 2021, 10:07 pm CDT

The trailer for the upcoming Entourage movie dropped on Tuesday like a frat pledge after hitting a gravity bong, and bros nationwide are a-buzz. For the millennial bro, the HBO comedy defined a generation. It taught them important lessons like how to act like a douchebag, how to objectify women, how to dress like an idiot, and, most importantly, how to be a bro of the highest caliber.

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But the trailer begs the question: Is Entourage still representative of the Modern Bro? Are the bro lessons of the mid- to late aughts still applicable to today’s brociety?

Let us break down how Bro (and Not Bro) this new trailer is.

An establishing shot with fancy skyscrapers and signs in a foreign language: Bro.

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EDM and a DJ in a hoodie: Bro.

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Guyliner: Not Bro.

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Police and heavy artillery: Bro.

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Violence and bodily functions: Bro.

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Cool-looking gadget with unspecified function: Bro.

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YELLING: Bro.

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Insisting you did the right thing, even though you did the wrong thing (subtext: “ACTUALLY”): Extremely Bro.

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Making a joke about banging your girlfriend’s hot sister: Bro.

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Boats and babes: Bro.

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Trying to figure out if this chick is from the TV series: Not Bro.

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Wanting to bang her anyway: Bro.

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Billy Bob Thornton: Not Bro

(Though he made a valiant effort to be a bro in Love Actually.)

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Haley Joel Osment with a gun: BRO.

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Going to counseling with your annoying wife: Not Bro.

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Lloyd: So Not Bro that he’s Bro.

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Punching shit: Bro.

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Complaining about the weather: Not Bro

Fuck the Polar Vortex.

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Getting your ass kicked by a girl: Not Bro.

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Mark Wahlberg surrounded by his best bros: Bro.

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Mark Wahlberg’s “Get Marked” shirt: Bro

Any bro worth his weight in Jäger loves a good graphic tee.

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The fact that this movie was produced by Warner Bros.: OH MY BRO.

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So there you have it: 17 Bro, 6 Not Bro. It’s safe to say this movie will be bro legend for years to come.

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And the most bro thing of all about this trailer? It provides no clues for bros as to what this movie is actually about. Bro Info, Bro problem.

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*First Published: Dec 23, 2014, 5:42 pm CST