Almost as cheesy as the punchlines from ‘Views.’
To wit, his Toronto Raptors (the prodigal rap son hails from Canada) defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers Monday night to even the Eastern Conference Finals at two games apiece. Until then, Drake had been suspiciously absent from the series—mostly because it didn’t look good for the Raptors.
Streaky shooter Channing Frye got it too, with one particularly awful pun:
And then, of course, the little fella Kyrie Irving:
The Champagne Papi’s trash-talking leaves much to be desired, sure, but he deserves a hand-clap emoji for timing.
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