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Biscuit needs someone who can be on-call 24/7.

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Three society tabloids are reporting that Biscuit the dog (of the Norfolk Biscuits) has fired his personal bath masseuse over disagreements about hours and salary.

“Biscuit needs a masseuse on call 24/7, especially for those late night rub downs,” says Tom Cleveland, household manager for Biscuit’s estate. “I don’t think that’s too much to ask.”

Via l4y1337.

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