Golden Retriever not included.

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CuteCorp, an all puppy startup from Irvine, CA, has announced its debut product at the annual CES conference in Las Vegas.  Called, “Cuddle Vision,” the $99 gadget will apparently make it easier for pups to endure sustained periods of cuddling.

“To be honest, we’re not really sure what it does or how it works yet,” wrote Leigh Tyrell, a technology journalist at CNET.  ”CuteCorp CEO Waldorf the puppy fell asleep at least three times during his keynote, so it was a little hard to follow.”

Hopefully this isn’t just more vaporware from the canine entrepreneurial community.

Via Jenni Nicole.

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