Spangles and his wardrobe consultant aren’t sure about any of their options.

Halloween is fast approaching. If you don’t have your costume pinned down by now, you might be in trouble.

Internet celeb Spangles the Cross-Eyed Kitty has certainly taken the task to heart. In the past two weeks, he’s tried on a variety of options, none of which quite fit the bill.

“He could go for the Pirate, but that’s been done a million times,” says Nester Garcia, Spangles’ wardrobe consultant. “Dino? Maybe. A cat trick-or-treating as a tiger — redundant or ironic? I’m not sure Spangles has what it takes to pull of an ironic look this far after Labor Day.”


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