Conan O’Brien tests his fluency in another language: emoji

This world is running out of words to use. Or we’ve grown tired of the ones we have. Or emojis are awesome. Or whatever. Point is: We’re sending lots of texts with nothing but funny images.

Capitalizing on the trend, Conan O’Brien and eternal sidekick Andy Richter took to the texting world in a segment that’s no longer up on Conan’s website to announce their unrivaled dominance in the Understanding Emoji as Actual Sentences game. You’ll find the full video below, but highlights include:

Your fly is open.

I got drunk and went on

I just lost our house in a poker game. Oh, and happy anniversary, baby.

I secretly filmed you on the toilet and sold the videos to a German porn site. Now I can afford to buy a speedboat. 

Watch the full segment below. Emoji: They’re taking over our TVs.

Conan Reads Emojis by NewsTodayTV

Photo via NewsTodayTV/DailyMotion

Chase Hoffberger

Chase Hoffberger

Chase Hoffberger reported on YouTube, web culture, and crime for the Daily Dot until 2013, when he joined the Austin Chronicle. Until late 2018, he served as that paper’s news editor and reported on criminal justice and politics.