Conan O’Brien tests his fluency in another language: emoji

If a picture's worth a thousand words, an emoji is at least worth a few, right?

 

Chase Hoffberger

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Published Jun 25, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 1:55 am CDT

This world is running out of words to use. Or we’ve grown tired of the ones we have. Or emojis are awesome. Or whatever. Point is: We’re sending lots of texts with nothing but funny images.

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Capitalizing on the trend, Conan O’Brien and eternal sidekick Andy Richter took to the texting world in a segment that’s no longer up on Conan’s website to announce their unrivaled dominance in the Understanding Emoji as Actual Sentences game. You’ll find the full video below, but highlights include:

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Your fly is open.


I got drunk and went on Zappos.com.

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I just lost our house in a poker game. Oh, and happy anniversary, baby.


I secretly filmed you on the toilet and sold the videos to a German porn site. Now I can afford to buy a speedboat. 

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Watch the full segment below. Emoji: They’re taking over our TVs.


Conan Reads Emojis by NewsTodayTV

Photo via NewsTodayTV/DailyMotion

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*First Published: Jun 25, 2014, 9:04 am CDT