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The real people behind your favorite Twitter personas

For every color commentator or popular public figure, there’s often an even more colorful parody account. It's time you get to know them.

 

Kris Holt

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Posted on Jun 7, 2013   Updated on Jun 1, 2021, 1:57 pm CDT

When it comes to popular impersonations, Twitter is the new Saturday Night Live.

For every color commentator or popular public figure, there’s often an even more colorful parody account, offering the sincerest form of flattery in 140-character bursts.

In many cases, the parody is even better than the real deal, at least online, taking the most absurd aspect about a subject and creating an entirely new character from it. The best parodies can run for years if the creators and supporters have enough material to work with.

Parodies are as much a part of Twitter as news and celebrity interactions. Fact and fiction gets blended into a single timeline, letting us hear from and laugh at (or with) an individual in the space of a couple of tweets. The most important parodies, like @WillMcAvoyACN, a personification of The Newsroom’s protagonist, hold a fun-house mirror up to their subject, shining a new light on them and the world around them.

On SNL, you know the actors behind the impersonations. On Twitter, that’s not always the case, and some notable accounts, like @NotBillWalton and @BigGhostFASE, have managed to successfully hide their identities for years now.

Many others have come clean. They range from celebrities and writers to mom bloggers and students. Here’s a look at the real people behind some of your favorite Twitter accounts.

@DrunkHulk | Christian Dumais

Started: October 2009
Followers: 190,400

THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!

— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) September 11, 2012

You wouldn’t guess it from his belligerent ALL-CAPS rants, but Christian Dumais, the man behind Drunk Hulk, is actually a mild-mannered author and lecturer. He moved to Poland to work on his first novel and told the Daily Dot last year the parody has helped him take life less seriously and to loosen up his writing. He also said Drunk Hulk has led to contact from publishers, agents, and TV networks about his work.

“Writing Drunk Hulk is a wonderful challenge that has managed to carry over to my other writing projects . . .  And most importantly, every day I get to read responses from amazing people all over the world on Twitter or by email about Drunk Hulk.”

Photos via @DrunkHulk@PuffChrissy/Twitter

@Fake_NikkiFinke | Alex Litel

Started: July 2012
Followers: 1,100

Guillermo del Toro In Talks To Write And Direct “Dark And Imaginative” Reboot Of Intergalactic Basketball Fantasy ‘Space Jam’

— Fake Nikki Finke (@Fake_NikkiFinke) April 2, 2013

Entertainment writer Nikki Finke once had a Twitter parody shut down, bringing down her own account in the process for a while. Litel, a self-described “Internet provocateur” and “freelance human being,” outed himself as @Fake_NikkiFinke’s brainchild last September. Litel, who creates abstract art and animations, claimed Finke “has the skills of a great journalist while lacking the ethical sense for those skills to mean anything.” His fake Hollywood headlines are as ridiculous as anything you might see in a blockbuster these days.

Photos via @Fake_NikkiFinke@AlexLitel/Twitter

@NextTechBlog | Jon Mitchell

Started: October 2011
Followers: 3,700

BREAKING: People On Internet Said “Wow”

— NextTechBlog (@NextTechBlog) February 28, 2013

If you have a prominent tech blog and post something ridiculous, chances are @NextTechBlog will ruthlessly mock you. “People think it’s going to cause me to be more self-conscious and stop being so brutal, but they obviously haven’t talked to me about this stuff,” Mitchell, an Oakland-based journalist, told BetaBeat in November. “The garbage encouraged by the economics of this business makes me so angry.” He left ReadWrite in February to build the Daily Portal.

Photos via @NextTechBlog@ablaze/Twitter

@Michael_Haneke | Benjamin Lee

Started: November 2012
Followers: 31,300

did u no that in germany evry episode of friends was called ‘the one wear gunther slowly poisons there coffee’ lol

— Michael Haneke (@Michael_Haneke) February 3, 2013

The deputy online editor of Shortlist, Lee lampooned director Michael Haneke’s super serious persona. Lee, who lives in London, halted the parody after the real Haneke won an Oscar for Amour this year, though his other novelty account, Middle Class Problem, is retweeting some of the inane issues faced by those in the reasonably high throngs of society.

Photos via @Michael_Haneke@benfraserlee/Twitter

@DadBoner | Mike Burns

Started: April 2010
Followers: 142,400

Change in your pocket, domesto cans on ice, your team on top, arms on swoll, a jam on the radio, and babes in the night. The American Dream.

— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) May 24, 2013

Less a parody than a fully realized character, @DadBoner is Karl Welzein, a downbeat, deadbeat dad from Middle America. After several attempts to figure out the voice behind Welzein failed over the last few years, comedian and writer Burns outed himself as the creator in April. As seen in the Vice video where he revealed his true identity, L.A. resident Burns is a pro wrestling fan, and there are certainly more than a few hints of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s attitude in Welzein. Meanwhile, a book written from Welzein’s perspective is on the way.

Photos via @DadBoner@pizzanachos69/Twitter

@bill_nye_tho | Lucas Gardner

 

When the reimagining of everyone’s favorite scientist Bill Nye as a pothead was suspended last September, creator Lucas Gardner, then a senior at the University at Buffalo, said he was laying the account to rest for good. He had hundreds of thousands of followers at the time it met its demise, though Gardner admitted he was more or less out of ideas by that point. Gardner has tried his hand at standup around Buffalo and hopes to make a living as a TV writer. He also runs the terrific Dragonball Z novelty account @love_that_Goku.

Photos via @bill_nye_tho/Favstar; @Lucas_Gardner/Twitter

@PaulRyanGosling | Karen Gerwin, Wendi Aarons, Kristine Cook, and friends

Started: August 2012
Followers: 60,200

Hey girl, I know I’m only 42, but my ideas on women’s rights are over 500 years old.

— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) August 12, 2012

A blend of cultural icon Ryan Gosling and former vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan Gosling brought the “hey girl” meme to the steps of Congress.

It’s run by a group of mom bloggers and humor writers responsible for the advice site the Mouthy Housewives, one told New York Magazine. Gerwin told the Daily Dot that the account gained popularity due to the “winning humor and sarcasm, of course. Plus, Paul Ryan is inherently easy to mock.”

Photos via @PaulRyanGosling@KarenGerwin/Twitter

@InvisibleObama | Ian Schafer

Started: August 2012
Followers: 57,900

FOUR MORE LEGS.

— Invisible Obama (@InvisibleObama) November 7, 2012

A reasonably funny take on a singular moment, Invisible Obama spoofs that time Clint Eastwood pretended to be talking to President Barack Obama at the Republican National Convention. @InvisibleObama was set up within minutes by Schafer, founder and chief executive of a digital agency.

He claimed he didn’t start it for personal attention but “accidentally took advantage of” the inevitable conversation that would ensue from Eastwood’s faux interview. Schafer said he kept it going perhaps beyond the sell-by date because of his “passion for politics, media, and social media.”

Photos via @InvisibleObama@ischafer/Twitter

@sergeantbrody | Aziz Ansari (probably)

Started: October 2012
Followers: 30,500

Spending time with my boring son Chris is almost worse torture than I experienced in Iraq. #MySonisSoBoring

— Nicholas Brody (@SergeantBrody) November 28, 2012

We can’t completely be certain Aziz Ansari is the mastermind behind this spoof of Homeland‘s Nicholas Brody, but the evidence indicates he is. The Hollywood Reporter outed the comedian as the puppet master when he apparently sent a tweet intended for @SergeantBrody to his own account before quickly deleting it.

Ansari is, of course, a successful standup and actor, who these days can be seen on TV’s best comedy, Parks and Recreation. His honest perspective on life drives much of his observational humor, and that spilled over to the Brody parody, where he lambasted the character’s horribly boring son.

Photos via @sergeantbrody@azizansari/Twitter

@SeinfeldToday | Jack Moore, Josh Gondelman

Started: December 2012
Followers: 596,300

Elaine accidentally does a British accent in a job interview after marathoning Downton Abbey. She gets the job and has to keep faking it.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 11, 2013

Ex-BuzzFeed sports editor Jack Moore tweeted possible plot lines for a modern version of Seinfeld along with friend Josh Gondelman. Moore is a Seinfeld fanatic, admitting to the Atlantic he has the show on a thumb drive at all times and usually has the show on in the background. The pair joked around with a number of current-day scenarios and decided to create a dedicated account for the gags.

Photos via @SeinfeldToday@JackPMoore/Twitter

@MayorEmanuel | Dan Sinker

Started: September 2010
Followers: 49,724

Don’t know if Obama’s going to use the draft of the speech I wrote before I left. If he opens with double fucking birds, it’s mine.

— Rahm Emanuel (@MayorEmanuel) January 26, 2011

Perhaps the greatest of all political parodies, former journalism professor Dan Sinker took the art of Twitter storytelling to new heights with this absurd, longform take on Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

Sinker founded Punk Planet, a zine that ran from 1994 until 2007. He brought a ballsy punk attitude to the spoof account, and one of his former students told the Atlantic he is “down-to-earth, knowledgeable, and interesting.” His leftist political work and affinity for Chicago seemed to seep into Mayor Emanuel. Sinker’s now running Knight-Mozilla OpenNews, a project aimed at “producing next-generation web solutions that solve real problems in news.”

Photos via @MayorEmanuel@dansinker/Twitter

@FiveThirtyNate | Matt Ford

Started: September 2012
Followers: 11,700

The Noise circles my camp – teeth bared, haunches raised. I toss the final Gallup poll onto the fire. Dawn approaches.

— Nate Silver 2.0 (@fivethirtynate) November 6, 2012

This short-lived account painted statistician Silver as an omniscient pundit, with a penchant for the surreal and the dark side. Ford is a political science graduate with a long-held interest in politics. He told the Daily Dot his parents emphasized the “importance of civic participation,” and he has volunteered for campaigns in the past.

Ford, a northern Nevada resident, wrote recently that he’s been looking for work since returning to the U.S. last August. He’s a smart, funny chap, so follow him on Twitter.

Photos via @FiveThirtyNate@HemlockMartinis/Twitter

@NotTildaSwinton  | Eli Yudin, Carey O’Donnell

Started: May 2012
Followers: 53,789

I sit in a puddle, and pluck every spine from a hedgehog.He waddles away unencumbered.The year is 1783.I have created the guinea pig.

— Tilda Swinton (@NotTildaSwinton) May 24, 2012

This fleeting parody of actress Tilda Swinton as a mystical being expertly lampooned the perception that she is not of this world.

Eli Yudin started the parody in May last year after graduating from the University of Michigan. “There were plenty of jokes about Tilda Swinton being weird before we took it to the next level,” Yudin told the Daily Dot. He said he was looking for work in the illustration, graphic design, and animation fields but also hoped to dip his toes into comedy. He’s tried his hand at comedy nights and claimed “[g]oing to open mics is the closest feeling I’ll ever have to panning for gold.”

Photos via @nottildaswinton@EliYudin/Twitter

Illustration by Jason Reed

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*First Published: Jun 7, 2013, 9:00 am CDT