The best Twitter account for people who never see movies

I know nothing of any movies screening these days, and my conversation skills are suffering as a result.

 

Chase Hoffberger

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Published Oct 16, 2013   Updated Jun 1, 2021, 4:07 am CDT

I don’t like going to movies. They take forever; it’s dark; you can’t talk to anyone; a Coke costs $7. 

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But I also don’t have a television, which means that I miss out on the deluge of movies that come through modern avenues like HBO and Showtime. 

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I know nothing of any movies screening these days, and my conversation skills are suffering as a result.

That’s why I’m glad to have @BestMovieTweets scrolling regularly through my Twitter feed. The account provides short, 140-character CliffsNotes for movies. I can understand and interpret them in a few seconds. It’s fantastic. It’s hilarious. It’s the best way to get caught up on what’s happening in Hollywood. 

Titanic Rose: i’ll never let go jack *let’s go*

— Movies In Tweets (@BestMovieTweets) September 29, 2013

Snow White Snow White: fuk the queen is tryna kill me Dwarves: watch out, don’t trust anyone S: k Random Lady: yoo eat this apple S: k lmao

— Movies In Tweets (@BestMovieTweets) October 16, 2013

Harry Potter Harry: aye hermione wanna see my wand Hermione: eww no I luv ron <345 Ron: yesss Harry: fine ill bang ur sister Ron: dick :(

— Movies In Tweets (@BestMovieTweets) October 9, 2013

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The Little Mermaid Eric: ur hot, but wheres ur vag? Ariel: …fack *makes deal with purple octopus witch to get vag* Eric: niceee

— Movies In Tweets (@BestMovieTweets) October 8, 2013

@BestMovieTweets has only been tweeting since late September and offers little in backstory, but it counts the great streetwise scientist @Bill_Nye_Tho as one of its 5,200 followers. These days, that’s an endorsement worth its weight in Internet gold. 

Hannah Montana: The Movie Yo, u can either be Miley or Hannah. Pick 1. Miley: dam… can i be a twerkin’ whore instead? Ya Miley: K lmao

— Movies In Tweets (@BestMovieTweets) September 29, 2013

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Anakin: yo palpatine my bitch dyin Palpatine: join dark side A: no fuk u P: but yolo A: fine lol

— Movies In Tweets (@BestMovieTweets) October 10, 2013

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*First Published: Oct 16, 2013, 11:39 am CDT