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New Tumblr showcases Instagram’s most desperate pickup lines
Introducing the Thirstiest Men of Instagram, a Tumblr-based archive of extra-special pick-up lines posted on women’s photos.
In the 2005 hit “My Humps,” noted anatomists the Black Eyed Peas coo earnestly about the hypnotizing effects of a lady’s trunk. “I’ma … get you love-drunk off my hump,” preaches Fergie.
Eight years later, the drunkenness hasn’t worn off. Now dudes are using Instagram to express their love of lady lumps. Introducing the Thirstiest Men of Instagram, a Tumblr-based archival project documenting extra-special pickup lines posted on women’s pictures.
The little love letters basically split into a few different categories.
“HEY HEY HEY GIRL”:
How are these dudes not getting laid?
Photo via Thirstiest Men of Instagram
A former editorial operations specialist and staff writer for the Daily Dot, Jordan Valinsky is a tech reporter and web culture commentator. His work has been published by the Week, Digiday, CNNMoney, Popular Mechanics, Vice, Mic, and Betabeat.